[Closed] What to do about a car driver who pulls a knife on you?

Lock yourself in his car.

I do. I just get so close to their door that they can't open it. And if they try I can force it shut again

Of course, they could always wind the window down and stab you.

I'd call elfin to come and hit 'im.

I'm not impressed with you lot at all today. Why has no one pointed out that you need to nuke him from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

Plod is the sensible answer but if it all goes wrong, someone pulling a knife does give you some benefits. You know what they're going to do, with which hand and when.

Plus, if someone really knows how to use a knife, you wont see it.

What would I do? Probably make a brown mess in my shorts.

I'd go back under the bridge

Of course, they could always wind the window down and stab you.

What did you do in the first place to make him get his weapon out?

Surrounded By Zulus - Member
Wonder how he enjoyed his trip to court this morning.

don't worry, [b]his[/b] solicitor will have your name, address and personal details as part of the witness statement

What did you do in the first place to make him get his weapon out?

Wondering this also, I mean I'm perfectly willing to believe there are nutters about but to actually pull a knife on a cyclist seems to suggest he's a proper mentalist with serious anger issues...
Unless you were shagging his missus across the bonnet I can't see a bit of everyday "Traffic banter" leading to knives...

Having a knife would be possesion of an offensive weapon surely

Unless he was about to make a sandwich?

I can't see a bit of everyday "Traffic banter" leading to knives

Where do you live? I want to come and live there.

cynic-al - Member

I'd call elfin to come and hit 'im.

You gonna supply a box for him to stand on?

He didn't specify where on his body elf was going to hit him. Knees are very tender areas.

Where do you live? I want to come and live there.

Beirut, it's quite nice these days... Where do you live, sounds like somewhere to avoid...

Honestly though, the world isn't all as bad as the Mail makes out, the OPs experience is the exception not the rule...

Step away from short weapons like knives.
Step into long weapons.

If you cant cycle away, you can put your bike between you and your attacker and use it to block attacks.

I would have owned him with my eyes like Mel Gibbon and that big dog in Lethal Weapon 65

or this

Beat them to death with my penis

Might have taken a while mind

What tyres for knife protection?

A QR seatpost with a pointy end makes a fine stealthy self defense sword type thingy. 😀