[Closed] What is in your shed?

Mine don't live in any sort of shed, they're indoors, but:

3x Cotic
1x Kinesis
1x Lapierre
1x Santa Cruz

For me

Cannondale x 3
Dahon x2
Merida x1
Cervelo x1
Planet X x3

Cotic x 1
Voodoo x 1
Specialized x 1
Frog x 1

Salsa
On one
Ragley
9zerp7
Merida
Specialized
Dolan
Planer X
Genisis X 2
Konax2
Ibis
BSA X 2
Gary fisher.

Betwwen 2 .... Need to have a cull.

On of each:

Commencal
Cotic
Specialized
Ragley
Planet X
Carrera
Orbea
We the people
BTwin

A mower and my wife's winter wheels for her car 🙂

Mice

Trek x 3
Islabikes x3
Whyte x2
Genesis x1
Specialized x1

Need to cull at least 1 Islabike and 1 Trek

2016 Liteville 601
1997 Cannondale M400
Custom made balance bike
Custom made 16" bike
(Both custom ones were made by me 🙂 )

In my shed:

Strimmer
Mower
Hedge trimmer
Mice

Bike brands in the household:

Specialized x2
Kona (one bike and one frame)
Cotic
Pinnacle
Univega (frame)

<here prospective thieves, let me provide you with a list of just how many expensive bicycles are at my home>

Surly this post needs postcodes too to make it if any true value?

Once you get through the electrified portcullis my shed contains a very loud burglar alarm, a very fierce attack dog, some rusty bear traps and a precariously balanced pot of boiling oil above the door...

Here’s my postcode if you want to check: SW1A 0AA

Spiders

Large dangerous scary spiders.

Mine are all indoors

Raleigh sps ti mtb
Genesis ioid
Cannondale mt 800 tandem
Unknown 70s ( or earlier) steel european roadbike
Some awful claudbutler mtb as an e bike conversion
Secialised myka for t'missus
On one inbred for t'missus

all bar the myka are built up from secondhand bits and only the frame left from the original bike

Mower and strimmer in the shed .
Bikes indoors

On one x3
Salsa x2
Black Sheep x1
Transition x1
Whyte x1

Bruce
Mine has spiders the cat won’t eat, they scare me

I’m not telling the internet how many bikes I have so they know what to steal.

And they aren’t in a shed.

Water , damp and mold

Lots and lots of niche stuff that bike thieves would overlook and be damn near impossible to sell as some are one offs and very well known 🙂

This is after having a good old clear out of too many bikes

Not in a shed though and secure as a secure thing with extra scary men security and a hint of bloody dismembering after being taken for a ride to a remote spot and the body never being found

Something for the weekend. 😉

Surly x1
Spesh x2
Peugeot x1
Cannondale x1
On-one x2
Trek x1
Saracen x1
No-brand unicycle x1

Crazy to keep expensive bikes in a shed.

Yep.

Only stuff in my shed is garden equipment.

shed contains no bikes.

workbench and powertools in big one, and garden stuff in the wee one.

Bikes live in the house, for me and partner

mix of road/cx/mtb

Ridley
HED
Ibis
Kinesis x2
Trek
Santa Cruz
Canyon

<here prospective thieves, let me provide you with a list of just how many expensive bicycles are at my home>

Ever seen that program where they open a lock up at a self store and it's so full you can't see past the front row. Yep that's my spare room...... You need to be committed and know the order or it would be like having someone playing thrash metal down stairs

1 x lawn mower (non riderable)
1 x scarifier
Bird seed food
And various garden stuff.. not a very big shed

1x Yeti
1x last
1x Scott
1X Charge
1x probike
1x motobecane

Been at roughly N-2 since I’ve been married. Have to make do with just two bikes now. Disgraceful, I know.

A wasps nest. I keep on removing it and they keep coming back most years. The massive spiders are all outside the shed.

Claymore Mines

mice and sun loungers

Orange x1
Diamond Back x1
Kona x1
Charge x1
NS bikes x1
Trek x1

Liteville 301, Ti Singular Hummingbird, Steel Singular Hummingbird, 1988 Kona Explosif and 1994 Rocky Mountain Blizzard.
And in Greece - Genesis Alpitude, 95 Kona Kilauea and 94 RM Blizzard.

Nothing much apart from a power washer and a few co2 cylinders, an old welder and various mk2 golf bits n' bobs, and the usual massive pile of old tyres.

Hora.