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Hi guyz!
A bit of background on me first: I am an experienced car driver, averaging approximately 20,000km per year.
Most of my driving is on winding A and B roads which plays to my strengths: I have fast reaction times and a natural "road reading" ability.
When I travel on the motorway I only use the third lane and rarely get overtaken.
I currently drive a Toyota MR2 with the steering wheel in the lowest position. I'm looking for something more aggressive; what would you recommend?
Not asking on this forum.
I'd probably recommend posting in the chat forum?
Definitely sound like an Audi man to me
Failing that a Nissan Pa-troll
I'd suggest removing tongue from cheek - it's pressing that hard it might get stuck!
Something like Fred Flintstones run around might be your thing?
You sound like you're almost ready to progress to a corsa 1.2 twinport.
You're better than this, David. This isn't up to your usual standards.
It's not a troll, it's a parody 🙂
Although, what is it called when you parody your own troll account?
Argh, I think my head just exploded trying to figure it out!
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Have you got stripes on your MR2? They usually help perk up the performance a bit.
Also try adding a track style tow hitch, just in case you end up in the gravel.
CaptainFlashheart - Member
You're better than this, David. This isn't up to your usual standards.
Agree with CFH. You used to be funny and stimulating; this is way, way beneath you.
A red one. Obvs
While not his finest trolling of the STW archetypal Audi driver, I think this thread has some potential.
More as a chance to speculate on the type of automotive transport young David might aspire to... My money's on this:
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Personally, I would recommend a Volkswagen Lupo GTi. Couple of caveats though. You need to get the stance sorted and also some nice small rims that allow a wide but high-profile tyre and widens the track of the car outside the width of the arches.
It's not a troll, it's a parody
🙂
I guess everyone missed the other thread.
Up yours OP. I thought this was a serious question!