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[Closed] V cold ride + bit of a head cold = Most satisfying snot rockets. Ever.

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gross, but hugely satisfying.

Very cold morning, me riding along with a bit of a head cold/full of snot.

Once heart pumping a bit and warmed up, need to clear each nostril.

Phhhhaatoom! Phhhhaatooom!

Get that! No residue, no sniffles, just perfect nostril clarity. And probably some kind of pile up behind me as the following traffic hits the bolus. (boluses? Boli? Bolusus?)

Anything as satisfying? I doubt it!

cheers all!
Kev


 
Posted : 31/10/2012 8:09 am
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And, disgusted as you all no doubt are, I can confirm that the effect on the way home was just as satisfactory at the end of the day.

Ahhhhh, clear nostrils!

Kev


 
Posted : 31/10/2012 8:39 pm
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I always seem to arrive behind other riders just as they press the eject button on this sort of stuff ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 31/10/2012 8:40 pm
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That's bad, I am a very conscientious ejector. Although, at the lights this morning I did not see that group of young ladies walking up the pavement and they were clearly very impressed at both velocity and volume.

Or maybe that was a look of horror?

(Note, did not hit them, but they got to witness the full effect)

Kev


 
Posted : 31/10/2012 8:49 pm
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I expected some pictures. Hugely disappointed.


 
Posted : 31/10/2012 8:51 pm