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Riding once over The Coppice, a notorious dogging spot on a hill above Accrington with two lads from Cycle Chat. There's the stone base of an old monument and bending over it was a ghastly chavvy fat bint with a backside like uncooked pastry, pants around her ankles and a young gentleman standing behind her pleasuring them both. As we cycled past, eyes averted in embarrassment, she turned around and screeched; "Eh you ****ers, you comin' over for some?"
As we rode away down the hill we met two other young gentlemen walking up a few minutes apart, both looking shifty and guessed they were the next in line..... ugh!
Globati... that's minging... how many of you are google mapping The Coppice?!
Only ever seem to find porn mags, normally of the elder generation.
On my local circuit there is this small wooden bridge at the bottom of quite a long steep hill over a stream in the woods. This girl was bent over with her fella behind giving her one! They saw me coming from a distance and then pretended to "hug". I blasted past and shouted go on son! I looked behind and only the girl was smiling back! Fit aswell!
I once found a phone. On a seperate ocassion I found a water bottle.
Can't believe no ones done this yet-
"Oh yah man, i like, toadally found myself on the trails dude."
Like the OP I once found a zombie costume crucified between two trees accross the trail.
Saw it from a distance at night and assumed it was just some signage reflecting my lights.
Propperly shart myself!
Didn't help that there must have been hundreds of deer in the (fairly small) woods, so wherever I looked there were eyes staring back at me for the rest of the ride.
Swinley give's me the heebiejeebies at night on my own, especialy knwoing Broadmoor is just over the wall! Wasn't there an STW'er in the woods the night Wolfman escaped?
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There are some weird people around, for sure.
If it hadn't been for Graham Kendrick and his mates messing everything up most of those superstitious types woud still be safely corralled in churches enjoying a bit of Latin gobbledegook and mystery.
This girl was bent over with her fella behind giving her one! They saw me coming
I think I've seen that bike on the monkey at Cannock. Is it a really old red rigid raleigh?
I've only seen it once and when I cycled past it I imagined some fat chav bringing that thing all the way up to cannock to ride the trails then getting so p'ed off with it and his lack of fitness that he abandoned it half way round and walked back to his car.
This place was on the market for £180K in Standish Woods near Stroud
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Guess what you would always find on the Porno trail in 50 Acre, Bristol? Loads of the things and it seemed frequently updated.
Bloke with a parrot on this shoulder in Leigh Woods.
Years back night riding in Leigh Woods came across a tramp camping in the woods. Scared the shit out of me as he glared through the trees. I made a very fast exit.
The crutches win it for me.
Not sure what it is but right now it's probably on eBayI think I've seen that bike on the monkey at Cannock. Is it a really old red rigid raleigh?
This Is CannockThe crutches win it for me
🙂
The oddest thing I ever found on a ride was six Gurkahs setting up their bivi's on either side of the singletrack I was on..... I felt quite rude hammering past them.
Surprised no one has posted a pic of the various self help `shrines' up at Cannock yet.
I've not visited the Cannock Chase Hoisery shrine for a while.
Saw proper Army guys looking for the IRA many years ago.
Also watched a porn shoot, I guess we found it interesting but not as good as youd imagine.
Plenty of grot inc German fetish DVDs.
Mate found a slick-lips, reckoned he didnt try it.
riding with Will in ambergate, a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd.
lots of dogging too riding through various car parks in the sticks.
self help shrines?? please elaborate?, I've been up there many times but never [i]come[/i]( 😆 ) across anything like that, what you on about?
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riding with Will in ambergate, a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd.lots of dogging too riding through various car parks in the sticks.
That was indeed rather odd. Happened across another medieval recreation group when I was in Oxford a week or so back.
There is a Knicker tree in Blidworth woods. A famous dogging spot so often came "groups" always find it a little weird tbh.
We've found a skull, and two of us cam across about 15 young ladies around a camp fire in school uniforms, erm "experimenting" in various positions.
No we didn't join in, just rode away quickly to avoid a "Lycra" moment.
a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd
I remember passing thru some kind of saxons versus normans affair. One of them was obviously designated as safety officer: at his cry of 'cyclist coming through' all hostilities ceased & there was a clatter of fallen weaponry. The geekery was off-the-scale (i.e. approaching mountain biker levels).
I rode through a [i]Casualty[/i] shoot in Leigh Woods one night - a bunch of ambulances, arc lights & misc emergency types, with people screaming at me to stay clear. I work for the NHS, and - for a moment - I still thought it was the real thing. 😳
Rode through a Merlin shoot once in Ashridge/ ivinghoe beacon 🙂 Me and my cousin were riding a footpath in the hills near chequers when none other than the prime minister David Cameron happened to be out for a stroll with a few casually dressed body guards! We quickly pulled of the path and let him walk past with a smile and a wave 🙂
BMW photoshoot for the (then) new 3 series.
Self help shrine = a selection of ladies underwear, specialist magazines and a home made swing seat in the trees 😯
In Wentwood some WW2 re enactment people, seeing SS soldiers with machine guns was a bit weird, also in Wentwood two fat men pleasuring each other in a Fiat Panda, that was darkly funny.
So I was mincing along this morning thinking 'my rides are so dull, I never see any werewolves / false teeth / fosilised boobs' when I came across this 🙂
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Riding once over The Coppice, a notorious dogging spot on a hill above Accrington with two lads from Cycle Chat. There's the stone base of an old monument and bending over it was a ghastly chavvy fat bint with a backside like uncooked pastry, pants around her ankles and a young gentleman standing behind her pleasuring them both. As we cycled past, eyes averted in embarrassment, she turned around and screeched; "Eh you ****ers, you comin' over for some?"As we rode away down the hill we met two other young gentlemen walking up a few minutes apart, both looking shifty and guessed they were the next in line..... ugh!
I never knew Coppice was a dogging spot, kings highway is but not there.
although i'll pop up this week for a look as i live next to it 😀
I've seen a couple.
a woman giving some bloke a "happy ending" next to anglezarke Res
and i came across a wizard, a warrior and soemthing that could of been an Orc in some woods near Darwen 😀
and i came across a wizard, a warrior and soemthing that could of been an Orc in some woods near Darwen
Whatever turns you on phil.....
Several years ago, in the middle of nowhere - several miles north of Callander:
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...when I came across this
Bloody hell, someone's abandoned a Carrera in the woods...!
Have come across some of those dubious live roleplay types in Woburn doing dungeons n dragon things in costumes, funny.
Do you mind! It's a Genesis 8)
Never found anything as good as these but this is a cracking thread.
All the following at Woburn over the years: remnants of an illegal all night rave at the horse car park one Sunday morning about 8am, dropped out of the woods into a load of mashed up ravers doing Bez impersonations. Rode past a car parked up by Bow Brickhill Church and noticed a woman passed out over the steering wheel, on closer inspection there was a an empty zeppelin of cola and 2 empty packets of paracetamol on the passenger seat, called ambulance/police who arrived pretty quickly, and took her to hospital to get her stomach pumped. Again by Bow Brichill Church one evening noticed an ambulance coming up the hill, the paramedics called me over as they had received a call about an injured mountain biker in the area but didn't know where he was exactly. I suggested it he may been on the rollercoaster so I rode round that way and lo and behold found a guy out cold on the trail in a bad way, helmet smashed and limbs all askew. Anyway his mate had called the emergency services but being where the accident had happened the ambulance couldn't get close enough so an air ambulance was then called. When the helicopter arrived I helped them to carry the stretcher. The guy was in a coma for a couple of weeks but thankfully he pulled through. Rode passed a couple rutting by the side of the trail one sunny lunchtime. Lastly, I nearly rode over Kevin (Lewis) Whately's dog (he lives locally, right miserable sod he is too!)
Surprised a young lady receiving oral pleasure while stood against the chain link fence of the footpath about 50 yards from my house in broad daylight. She was a little embarrassed.
stuck to my tyre, seems there are other fun things to do in the woods!
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Of course it did....
Girl giving her b/f a b/j in full view next to Loch Venechar.
Didn`t stop her though.
Burned from the top down, there has been reports of shady goings on's
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