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Nothing wrong with that, I don't see how you've managed to make such a mess though, terrible work ethic there!
That photo just needs a card and you could go on [url= http://www.dogshaming.com ]DogShaming.com[/url] 😉
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Clean yer chain with her toothbrush the next time and then the time after that she will be so thankful that you didn't clean the chain with the toothbrush she will be happy ( clean it in the dishwasher)
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I always do this, but your kitchen looks a lot newer than mine. Our next house WILL have a workshop/garage though.
You're short on wine, send her out for some.
and water the plant on the left, looks a little limp..
the garage has got a car in
What kind of sick perverted weirdo are you?
I once dropped a crank arm with the pedal still attached on the laminate floor in the sitting room there was a perfect imprint of the pins. She never did notice. Now the sitting room has carpet and we have a conservatory and as long as I clean up she doesn't mind me using it.
end of season strip and rebuild ready for next year
What is this "Season" you speak of?
EDIT: someone else spotted this earlier, sorry
How do you ride with no legs?
Not only does she look severely unimpressed, I have to say she looks a little bit masculine for my liking. Don't mean to be rude or anything...
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Shaggy about to reach for that pot of grease, by the looks of it.....
You should have deflected her comments by asking what was for dinner and when she would have it on the table ready for you.
legend wins for having pron displayed on the laptop.
I'm dismayed at the sparkling water in the wine rack. Disgraceful!
WD40 next to the kettle? Do you find it tough to get going in the morning, a wee shot in the the brew....
Do you box up, all the parts for winter ?
Covered in straw?
Do you box up, all the parts for winter ?
New parts for summer.
I knew I'd regret posting it.
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Phh. You don't need a workshop, you just need to grow some and tell her its just as much your kitchen as it is hers, and you'll do what you like in there..!
Did my first bike build in the kitchen. Well, it was a second floor flat, and everywhere else had a new cream coloured carpet. Subsequent to that I've had a cellar and now a garage.
I'm about to embark on teaching myself to build wheels. Which is obviously best done in front of the TV. Wish me luck..!
The car should be out in the road where it belongs....
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Is that a house or posh garage 😕
Unfortunately for you, I'm having a very quiet afternoon...
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spokeydokeys, a rainbow and teddies next please 🙂
Firstly...is there an 'end of season'??
Secondly, I think you've done a great job of protecting everything...so she should be grateful and go fetch you beers if anything. 😉
This is what my kitchen looked like last weekend after a muddy ride, the g/f's only complaint was that I was only cleaning [i]my[/i] bike and not hers too!! 😆
I've just been busted.
Girlfriend has been away for 2 days and just phoned her at home...
"You've been tinkering with your bike in the conservatory haven't you"
It was all clean and tidy but there was a Nukeproof shaped 'hole' that had been cleared and i'd not put her bike back against the wall.
Schoolboy error 😀
one end of our kitchen looks like that all the time 😳
Strip down like that with no blood. You must be some kind of bike maintenance god.
First thing I would have probably said to the wife, if she came home at that point, would be "this might require stiches", while bleeding profusely into the sink from a knuckle wound.
Unfortunately for you, I'm having a very quiet afternoon...
This is better.
If you had "man sided wheels" she'd forgive you.
"Cough"
"man sided wheels"
Ehhhhhhhhhhh?
"Man sized wheels"
Also, I'd "unfriend" her.
There is noooo way that nbt would be allowed to fettle in our kitchen.
Send the wife round to our house, I will console her.
He is allowed to dry his muddy boots by the fire, that's as far as it goes.
Kitchens are for baking, cooking, washing (not bikes)and eating.
"Man sized wheels"Also, I'd "unfriend" her.
No, I'm afraid neither of these references mean anything to me.
"Kitchens are for baking, cooking, washing (not bikes)and eating"
And none of this was happening....... 😯
Turn this into one of those cunning stunts!!
You obviously need a workshop :-))
Only because you are thinking of her!!!
Meanwhile, she's probably got a thread going over at Mumsnet...
Only one oven glove. Are you a crazy man ?
Versus. Brilliant bit of subliminal detailing.