[Closed] Tell tale signs it's a mtbers house .

my other half insisted i include /admit this

tub of vaseline in (her) bathroom cupbard marked 'bum only'

kennyp - Member

Coat rack has one jacket that does work / pub / weddings / funerals / winter / summer...........and six bike jackets to cater for wind, light showers, heavy showers, rain , snow and one that was bought because it was on sale.

That'll be my house then. Jackets for warm but dry, warm but wet, cold and dry, cold and wet and any combination of the above. Plus one suit that varies between interview (pastel blue shirt and blue or purple tie), funeral (white shirt, black tie) and smart casual occasions (shirt, no tie).

Result of being bored one day after I had movend into my new house around about 9 years ago
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Postierich, liking the house number. I'll copy that soon 😉
For me, 6mm/5mm/4mm allen keys fished out of jean pockets just before washing 🙄

When there is a queue of the neighbours kids outside your garage of a weekend, needing their bikes fixed.

Cracking thread, so many things other people have pointed out (that my house has) that I've just thought "Oh yeah, thats not a normal house feature"

More bikes than people
Pedal scuff marks on door (I'm always careful about tyre and handlebar marks but forget about pedals)
Car seats always down
Greasy hand prints on doors

Bike bottles everywhere
Allen keys in various places around the house where they shouldn’t be
Hairspray in the garage (though less so since the advent of lock-on’s)
Tyre marks on the roof inside the car

Yep the wif still likes to tell all that when she me me she had to share the bedroom with 3 bikes...<sniff> happy days.

> house chosen for ability to cycle to trails, proper brick outhouse aka the bike shed and some other stuff.
> I don't complain about her Hobbs bills as long as she doesn't mention the bike bills

- liking the idea of old helmets as hanging baskets...