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Female you say?
Gotta be "Cranky".
"Minion"
I'm all up for this, naming all of your pets Minion and appending a number (like we did with our Goldfish), Then referring to them collectively as your Minions, surely that'll stay funny for ever!
My Mum had cats named "Boris" and "Steffi" after the tennis players who won wimbledon that year.
For a cycling flavour, choose Lizzie/Peter, Rachel/Loic or Pauline/Nino depending upon your preferred style of riding !
You can't call a cat Minion - that's what they call you !
Moseley
Paola Pezzo
Nipple
or
Burp
Surly
Ronette Pickering.
Wiggle - it could also be used to disguise bike purchases
davidtaylforth - Member
Also, when it gets clipped by a car or has a run in with next doors dog, you can say it "sounds like a broken Record" - which it will do.
Very good Sir, very good indeed.. 😀
BOOST!
Kona?
Festina?
BB?
Hope
Vittoria
Kenda
Ours is called Shimano
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Fellini
Some of you will get it
Keith?
Judy? (as opposed to Judy Butter, earlier)...
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Sprocketina
Giro, pronounced like the bike race, not the benefit cheque.
Spokes?
HUMUHUMU-NUKUNUKU-A-PUA'A DELUXE
Aldi
Octavia.
Inbred.
Not bike related but a friend of mine has a ginger cat called Minge.
Flapjack
Gnarweasel
Gravylegs
My mate Skelly was once in a band called 'Clam Pasty'.
Worth a go?
Thetfordia (if you posh)
Swinlia (if you chav)
Cannokia (if you aspire to be chav)
Cadence