[Closed] Strangest bike names?

That Kona one that takes up the whole top tube.

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The "Checker Pig Pig Patrol Lady "

What do I win?

I was going to say anything from Cove, but "Checkerpig" wins by a mile.

Gary Fisher 'Hoo Koo E Koo'

Too late for an edit, but...

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tomhoward - Member
That Kona one that takes up the whole top tube.

Cos "Reef Triggerfish" would be weird. 😕

Trek Slash surely.

Honourable mention to Cannondale Trigger as well.

Both could have done with just a little bit more research into UK isms IMO.

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That's gonna be a hard one to beat!!

Trek Slash surely.

Good one.

The Kona is deliberately wacky though, eh?

I was thinking more of inexplicably bizarre names - like the checker pig I guess.

This one makes me chuckle, the 'Orange Excellent Innergy' (it's not orange) by [url= http://www.gazellebikes.com/collection-bikes/electric-bicycles/2014/orange-excellent-innergy ]Gazelle [/url]

The ibis guys have got to be up there, not only do they have the ibis tranny but their cross bike, the hakkalugi, is pure genius. its usually exactly what you should be doing in a cx race/ride!

The Canfield Brothers Big Fat Fatty Fat is a favorite of mine.

KTM Baggy Sue surely has to be the winner?

Carrera used to make a bike called a "Bugaboo" around 2003ish.

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Pronghorn PH6-FCHBW-180 (that is the name, not the frame number)

Kona stinky because of its Spanish translation!!

Kona stinky because of its [s]Spanish[/s][b] Portuguese[/b] translation!!

ftfy

Just got myself a Stinky, what does it mean in Spanish?
[EDIT] Just seen the above, and I'm planning a trip to Portugal next year...

I have no idea what ftfy means but that'll be the one.

'Kona' in Portuguese is a rude word for lady parts

Learn something new everyday.
So it would be like riding around in the this country with "Boobies" written on my downtube?

Err yeah, kind of, think lower, and a more offensive word.

Made particularly grim with the word 'Stinky' written near it.

Mods, I'm sorry, I'm bored. If this isnt appropriate, delete away...

Pronghorn PH6-FCHBW-180

Love the way this one trips off the tongue

I like what Van Dessel comes up with.
Road;
Rivet,
Hellafaster,
All Systems Go

CX;
Aloominator,
Full Tilt Boogie,
Gin and Trombones

One called Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, written as WTF (I quick like this do it all bike)

Lilly Pulitzer Cruiser

And a track bike named Drag Strip Courage