Went past a chicken coop complete with a portable radio in the middle, radio 2 on full blast, surrounded by attentive chickens. 😯
Fat men on shit bikes wearing full sky team kit.
There's a time portal on my route home. I've seen the future.
You really don't want to know...
it's 26 inches isn't it binman?
Huge black tortoise ambling along the trail.
I saw a porn shoot once.
jekkyl - worse. 25.75.
1. A couple proper at it and not caring.
2. A lady taking a dump in the middle of the trail.
3. Power rangers at Swinley.
Probably more but those are the ones that stuck with me.
a lynx ran out in front of me today on a fast descent, one of those 'wish i took the go-pro moments'
A bloke b*llock naked riding a bike on a fireroad.
A shed up a tree
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those stupid re-enactment people on Holmbury in the middle of the night - sh!t myself..
Seen Porn shoot at a race circuit (brought back loads of goodies for the team..
Once came around a corner on some singletrack to see a bloke looking down the barrel of a gun straight at me. Scary for a moment.
There's a time portal on my route home.
No it's just The North. A portal into the past.
I have a "singing ringing tree" along one of my fave trails, complete with all sorts of sparkly dangly effigies, I posted it on here a while back, must do an update.
I also spotted a naked girl (must have been about 19) on top a horse in a field off a quiet cheeky trail.. Took me about an hour to ride past 😆
I got to a gate to be met by two blokes coming out of the woods - each had a can of Tennants in one hand, and a goat on a rope in the other 😯
Did see an oldish bloke with just a pink g-string on when I was riding down a Surrey Hills trail called China Pig last year 😯
I once rode through the middle of a Gurkah bivi site hidden away in a wood. Three or four bashas either side of the singletrack I was riding. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or them.
A lady used to take a Tai Chi class on Epsom Downs.
She would be one side of the track ,her class on the other and we would ride right through the middle.
STWers
Joggers.
A full on dungeons and dragons fantasy role play battle. Lots of people dressed as elves and wizards and what not, hitting each other with cardboard swords.
The only time someone dressed head to toe in lycra has been able to point and laugh at what others are wearing!
I went past one of those role-plays the other day. Baffles me!
Photo shoot in a public park, at a war memorial. Bikini clad models draped over a Harley Davidson.
A couple hard at it on a bridge over the canal, followed less than a mile later by a girl having a shit on the towpath.
Wizards, wenches, knights and princesses running around the woods...
Ritual in an adjacent farmers field; some in white robes, some naked, dancing around a fire.
Eagles, snakes, badgers and bats.
four heavily armed bushes standing up in front of me on a trail on a night ride scared the living daylights out of me turned out to be paras setting an ambush(I ride on a military training ground)then had a surreal chat about bikes with them VERY WEIRD 😯 😀
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This chap saying his (very loud) prayers on Rivi pike.
Weirdest thing I found this week: A bright pink suitcase on a footpath in the countryside, at least a mile from any road / bridleway / house. Naturally, I looked inside. It was empty, except for a recent letter from a hotel in the Caribbean stating that the guest account is in arrears.
I'm struggling to comprehend this mystery. Any sleuths got any bright ideas?
Doggers in Quantocks on a night ride and a nice lady taking a wiz in Wigan stick in my mind.
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We have a wookey on Mendip at present, known on here as Scienceofficer, he's just a hairy mass
This afternoon in and around St. Andrews:
- A dozen or so Orthodox Jewish teenagers on assorted bicycles. All without helmets.
- Two hot teenage girls in the town centre. Snogging. With tongues.
One was exciting, one wasn't...
Fred.
I'd never met him before but knew it was him instantly.
Have just got back from a lap of Cannock, home of the strange. The list is endless but here are a few
Shrines to various shall we say...interests
A white haired woman who used to walk her three black dogs at night
The bloke who sits on one of the benches by Fairoaks pool. On his own. At night.
The Stickman
The Anti-Stickman
'glamour' photoshoots
A group of proppa dwarves on mini mtbs
BSOs hanging from the trees
A pair of crutches by the trail
And tonight three blokes walking In formation around one of the trig points
This Is Cannock
1. Glue sniffers totally zombiefied at 7am on a trail.
2. Guy properly hoovering his blocked paved drive.
3. Assorted knickers on a fence.
Tonight - a group of women practicing pole dancing on the edge of a rugby pitch at the local club. They had proper poles set up for each of them and everything. Same time next week I reckon...
Reliant Robin fibreglass bodyshell near Oakham. Guessing the scrappies had weighed in the chassis.
LARPers. full on battle on holmbury hill.
Plastic tits.
One bloke tying another to a tree deep in a wood at night. With heavy rope. Both look startled and just said "evening lads".
What was worse was that my mate didn't think anything was odd.
A couple at it in daylight. I shouted 'get in' as I passed and he grinned. 😆
Have disturbed a few couples both daytime and at night but always old people never really young and fit.
Nothing much else springs to mind right now
You always know when lowey has been out riding.
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Gay dogging session. It was so surreal I didn't even realise what was going on for months later
An owl, about a foot tall, stood stock still in the road staring me out as I approached at about 40mph down a v steep hill. It wasn't going to move so I had to swerve.
As I passed it, it's head turned slowly through 180 degrees and twin beams of light from its eyes projected a message on the sky above me: Ur bik s Sarcin*
* this last part isn't true. It's a Focus Cayo.
Saw a pair of chavs rowing a bathtub down a disused canal!!
Also a few smack heads in the bushes (I ride in nice areas me!)
Surprised at the amount of porn shoots people have stumbled across though...
