[Closed] Static Trainers

Being a keyboard Hobbit, I don't get out as much as I'd like, and I'm beginning to think I should get a trainer to attenuate one's corpulence.
I seem to remember that a couple of years ago CRC had a trainer bike that was based on an MTB? Is it encroaching senility because I can't find any mention of one like that on CRC now or on any other MTB site?

Is it because they didn't sell, or were rubbish? Does anyone on here have one? I don't really want a hunched up roady-type one, and I seem to remember that the MTB trainer had a side-to-side motion as well? Sorry but I can't remember the name of it, but I think it was yellow, many corks have popped since then!

Can anybody help?

LJ 🙂