I have been stalked for around 1 hour whilst riding. It was extremely distressing and there was nobody around to help. 😐
It was an Army helicopter, swooping down very low [s]checking out my ar$e[/s] then heading off followed by returning, swooping low, circling and repeat.
What's a girl to do in these situations?
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Fake a crash and see if they land?
Open fire?
Moon them.
Get the hell off MOD land maybe?
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If you got it, flaunt it!
[quote=ddmonkey ]Fake a crash and see if they [s]land [/s]offer you a lift home
Well, I reckon us cyclists are pretty useful when they're doing their manoeuvres. Should I have waved perhaps?
If you got it, flaunt it!
The only thing I was flaunting was my unfitness. 😀
Sure you're not getting a bit paranoid CG?
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Have you been at the nose-candy again? 😀
That wasn't a helicopter...
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This is Bat country
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possible?
"checking out my ar$e"
Dambusters were last week?
I've always waved at military helicopters and the occupants have always waved back.
Well they're gesturing anyway; I just presume it's a friendly wave.
They might be indicating for me to run, duck or maybe just calling me something rude 😀
....harangued by man with large chopper.............
put a picture up of said rear end, let the STW massive decide wether we chip in together and buy a collective military chopper...
I nod, they nod back. One Top Gun to another Trail Top Gun 😉
bat country.. genius
*wanders off to find his copy of fear and loathing*
High five Hora!!
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Post of the week there binners! My keyboard and screen are now covered in tea.... 😆
i've seen a few apache longbows flying around,when i have been out.the first time was pretty cool actually,i was near beckhampton roundabout (on a farm track).a longbow apache came into view from a distance,then proceeded to start hovering below some trees then rising up again and doing it again * .they were pretty close to me so i had an excellent view of the heli (they make a fantastic sound).i must admit to loving apache heli's (not for their killing potential/just for their ability as a helicopter.they look cool also 8)
*for anyone who doesn't know,the longbow apache has a camera mounted above the main rotor blades,so it can hover behind cover,and still see all around it 8) [img] 
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it can hover behind cover,and still see all around
you'd need to stay hidden in that cos no-one would hear you...
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Cinnamon girl is that you?
sorry to take this in another direction but....
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you get 2 arses for the price of 1 with this...
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was it this guy
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A military helicopter landed in a field next to me when I was riding my road bike out in Spain, blew the bike right over, must be those bladed spokes. Lesson learned there - pedal away from chopper sounds.
That's an impressive gourd, Agentdagnamit 😀
I used to live in New Guinea, but on the eastern side where Arse-Grass and a Lap-Lap (apron) were the usual form of dress
Woo and hoo! Thanks for entertaining me and those (female pics) are pretty near the mark.
And for those who say that I shouldn't have been on MOD land ... actually that was earlier with Landy's roaring by and never got told off. I just don't care. 😆
c_g still rebelling. 😳
*for anyone who doesn't know,the longbow apache has a camera mounted above the main rotor blades,so it can hover behind cover,and still see all around it
It's Radar, not a video camera IIRC?
Lmao 😆
ah apologies thisisnotasoon 😳
It's Radar, not a video camera IIRC?
I think it's radar, thermal imaging and optical sights for the cannon and missiles.
