Singletrack Morzine Adventure Caption Competition

stwheather

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Mark, Benji and Sanny's recent trip to Morzine had some uninvited guests.

You'll have to wait until issue 162 for the full rundown, but in the meantime lets have a good old-fashioned caption competition for this image.

Best one gets a £10 voucher to spend in our shop. Keep it PG. Bonne chance.

Closing date Wednesday 25th June at 1pm.

Posted : 18/06/2025 2:16 pm

a11y

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Minnaar's let himself go since retiring

Posted : 18/06/2025 2:48 pm

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Roly

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My right one is lower too

Posted : 18/06/2025 6:31 pm

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padraigpost

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Not the goat I was expecting to meet

Posted : 18/06/2025 6:53 pm

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Fat-boy-fat

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Hey gorgeous

Posted : 18/06/2025 8:20 pm

relapsed_mandalorian

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Morzine: where even the goats make you question your life choices.

Posted : 18/06/2025 9:03 pm

relapsed_mandalorian

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She said nothing…

...but her eyes said 'rookie build'.

Posted : 18/06/2025 9:05 pm

avdave2

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The new rugged Garmin Edge MTB undergoes it's toughest test yet, the can it survive being eaten by a goat test.

Posted : 18/06/2025 9:29 pm

Tom83

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Hey! My eyes are up here!

Posted : 18/06/2025 10:13 pm

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ads678

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"Come near me sunshine, you'll be glad you kept that helmet on!"

Posted : 18/06/2025 10:54 pm

burntembers

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Well, when you filled out the hire form you did ask for something with a solidly built frame, that's also a naturally nimble climbing beast!

Posted : 19/06/2025 12:13 am

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joshvegas

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This is the charging port, other than that I'm just like the acoustic one.

Posted : 19/06/2025 7:33 am

StuF

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Follow me, I know a great little off piste trail

Posted : 19/06/2025 10:03 am

Kamakazie

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Look! I told you I should have gone mullet.

Posted : 19/06/2025 10:31 am

fooman

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So you are saying Bum Butter could have prevented this?

Posted : 19/06/2025 1:02 pm

mark88

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Extreme measures to bypass the "No Bikes" signs on Pleney singles

Posted : 19/06/2025 5:01 pm

dirkpitt74

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And that's where you can shove your eeb.....

Posted : 19/06/2025 9:35 pm

stevedoc

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You need bigger ones than these to ride the black at Chatel .

Posted : 25/06/2025 7:46 am

BruceWee

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29ers are no good when it gets properly steep...

Posted : 25/06/2025 11:02 am

brakestoomuch

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Hi, my name's Billy and I'll be your guide today.

Posted : 25/06/2025 11:55 am

dirkpitt74

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Chipps:

Hey Benji! - Ive just seen a ghost.......

Sorry, autocorrect again - I meant Goat....

Posted : 25/06/2025 1:02 pm

rickmeister

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You and your artisan "passed through a goat" coffee beans... theres a reason your coffee tastes like sh*t.
Because it is...

Posted : 25/06/2025 1:42 pm

hooli

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This place really is the bollocks

Posted : 25/06/2025 3:47 pm

dirkpitt74

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Who's are bigger?

Mine or Danny Hart......

Posted : 25/06/2025 4:29 pm

alpin

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Berm berm berm jump berm jump berm berm horns bollocks

Posted : 25/06/2025 4:42 pm

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