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I drive an 03 VW Passat estate, diesel, silver and i'm a civil engineer ๐Ÿ˜ณ

pretty typical, but i can fit and Orange 5 and a Marin wolfridge in the boot (wheels off) with the back seats up, So i don't care!!


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:04 pm
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In a former life, my partner had a Mini(Austin/Rover not BMW). She would sometimes need my SAAB 900 to collect stuff for her business. I would take the passenger seat out of her car and leave it in the living room while I went to the local trailcentre.....


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:04 pm
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'P' reg Mk1 Vauxhall Tigra, will take two bikes with wheels off and 2 riders with kit inside. Will manage 40+mpg or slightly less if driving like my heads on fire. Got given it as a none runner - 'Get it off my drive and its yours' done 45K in last four years ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:11 pm
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Fiat 500 with a rear bike carrier (it has a glass roof so I can't put them on top). Gets a few looks and comments such as "doesn't it just tip over" when I have two bikes on it. But it got two bikes from Yorkshire to France and back and it does the job.

A smallish bike will just about go inside with both wheels off, but no hope of getting 2 in!


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:14 pm
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Posted : 16/10/2012 12:16 pm
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thats a nice fit tim didn't need to take both pedals off.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:18 pm
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Brilliant!


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:19 pm
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nice Tim... nice.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:19 pm
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Dads car when he was out in spain once. I think the landy was off the road at the time.
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Posted : 16/10/2012 12:22 pm
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Extra points to the Lancia's for left hand drive overtaking terror!


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:24 pm
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not got a pic with bikes in the back but how about a sofa?
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Matiz with fold down seats, will fit 2 bikes, riders and their kit inside no problems.

Sideways tim, that's genius.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:25 pm
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I'm guessing mine is fairly inappropriate. There's now a baby seat in the back as well - it's a practical family car I keep telling the wife.

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Posted : 16/10/2012 12:26 pm
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BMW 130i ๐Ÿ˜€

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Posted : 16/10/2012 12:28 pm
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A rare picture with out a Thule rack or two on the bars:
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Posted : 16/10/2012 12:34 pm
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I've had 535d sport tourings in black, I fail on STW scale because the fact that they weren't silver yeah?
I had an M3 Convertable in Laguna Seca Blue and blue roof, that was hilarious I had a rack on the back once, only once.

Most recent I had a Smart ForTwo with a bike rack on it, it was most excellent, now I've a Prius with a roof rack and a Kangoo Van (where all my toys normally hide away..)

Not wholey inappropriate but also a TT 3.2 Convertable, in orange.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:51 pm
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Sitting pretty in the sun ....

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I suppose I could put a bike in it ..... maybe zip tied to the roll cage ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 12:56 pm
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My bike used to fit quite well on the backseat of my FTO...

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The Celica TSport I have now is much more practical. Seats go down and can get 3 bikes in the back with front wheels off.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 1:12 pm
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Here's mine, my bike fits in the back fine with the front wheel off.
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Posted : 16/10/2012 1:15 pm
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I used to be able to get-
2 windsurfing wave boards
5 sails
3 masts
2 booms
1 kiteboard
2 kites
2 wetsuits and assorted crap.
INSIDE my faithful old VW polo.
It rusted from the inside out eventually ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 1:19 pm
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I've had the bike on or in all of them:-

A BMW M3

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A caterham 7

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And a civic type R

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Posted : 16/10/2012 1:21 pm
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MG Midget, I later swapped to 100mm hardtail which meant I could put the bike in the car and then put the roof up, thus avoiding getting soaked!

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Posted : 16/10/2012 1:27 pm
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You look absolutely miserable. Excellent effort though - and some others on here.

Mine doesn't often go in a car (usually ride from doorstep), but when it does, it gets stuffed in the back of one of these:

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Can fit three bikes in there with camping gear.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 1:35 pm
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Porsche 911 C4S Convertible: some pics of how I manage to get the bike in here:

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They dont make a bike rack to fit and the roof racks are for earlier versions but I still take it biking regularly.

Yes in IT.
No not fat.
Ti Ibis.

In my defence, great car, great bike, crap rider and crap driver but where there's a will theres a way!


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 1:40 pm
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Another epic thread ... Lancia's, X1-9's ..


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 1:40 pm
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Back in the UK it was this (with roof rack)....
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Now sadly all I can afford is to pedal there or use this.....
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Posted : 16/10/2012 1:49 pm
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Megane 225 with Cup chassis and brakes. Can get a couple of bikes inside with the seats down and front wheels out, but when we have luggage and/or dogs too it has to be roof bars (silly rear bumper arrangement means no boot mounted rack or towbar).

Top car though - plenty quick enough and handles like a kart.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 1:57 pm
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First time the disappearing post bug has happened to me...


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 1:59 pm
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330 Clubsport. Not entirely appropriate I guess, although I've not yet tried getting the bikes in/on the MX5 for full inappropriateness points

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Posted : 16/10/2012 2:35 pm
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Not inappropriate, but I find my Vivaro van can hold a lot of kit. When I've got a lot of driving to do and need to keep the fuel costs down I can get BMX, Road bike and Alpine 160 in the back up Pug 306 (although It's a bit of a faff. The GF's Seat Ibiza doesn't take a bike rack as no tow bar and has a stupid little spoiler on the boot (new shape Ibiza)but it'll fit 3 road bikes at a push inside


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 2:42 pm
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Seats down, wheels off. Bike fits in a treat.
I look silly in it, but its crackin :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 7:09 pm
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I wouldnt put a bike in that 2door 3 series- roof or towbar IMO.

The seats fold down in my 3 series coupe. Manage to get a 50cm Zesty and a large Tallboy in it, plus wheels with no probs


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 7:14 pm
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no shortage of space here

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Posted : 16/10/2012 7:15 pm
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Meesterbond - When, "WHEN" I get a Porsche, one of my first purchases will be a rack like that. Top effort and just too cool!


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 7:35 pm
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Not the most practical biking car ever (but it did have two weeks worth of camping gear in the back)

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And loaded up for some post-ride beers (the bumpstops got a good workout)

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Posted : 16/10/2012 7:41 pm
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I haven't got any pictures but there is a guy that rides with us and brings his bike in a Maserati Coupe. Cream leather interior too. Last time as he was getting the bike stand and bike bag out ready to disassemble the bike I fold down the estate seats and rolled the complete bike in.

Having said that looking at 911 at the moment. Deeply impractical!


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 7:45 pm
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Haven't got any photos, but one of my friends has a BMW M Coupe (the old z3 based breadvan) with a bike rack on the roof, we managed two of us with full camping gear, bikes etc for a weekend in Wales over Easter.

Does he live in Bristol? there's a bloke round the corner from me with one of those and the bike rack is a permanent fixture on the roof.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 7:49 pm
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From one impractical car...

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To another with over 500 horses...

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MM


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 7:50 pm
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Most stw "niche-tastic" cars here in order of my personal desirability :

Lancias - Win/Win
Triumph Stag - Win
TR6 - Win
MG Midget - Win plus bonus point and hat's off salute for effort.

Mine below, No back seats now as bike lives in there and i refuse to carry any passengers as it's corner weighted just for me and 1/2 a tank of fuel, sub 1000kg, 200bhp ABT 1900 16v engine, 25mpg if i take my time and keep below 3500rpm, sub 15 mpg if i exploit the 8000rpm rev limiter which to be honest is very rare.

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And a totally gratuitous shot of my new build that lives inside the rear, cosseted by shag-pile carpet and tucked up in a blanket.

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Posted : 16/10/2012 8:11 pm
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Often seen with bikes poking vertically out of the back seats.

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Posted : 16/10/2012 8:19 pm
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The guys with the intergrale's win. Hands down. Everything, not even a competition but they win it.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 8:34 pm
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One of these (clearly not my pic)....

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but a T4 for all the biking ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 8:47 pm
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This thread, and the fact my insurance has dropped now that I have a garage, have convinced me I don't need a Mundeo 2.0 litre Tedious. ๐Ÿ™‚

In fact, I might now consider a remap to go with my K&N kit to have more fun at playtime.... ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 8:56 pm
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Eat more cheese. It might be fast but it is definitely still practical. I can get 3 people and 3 bikes with a weekend's worth of gear inside my Focus. That doesn't make it an inappropriate car in my book. Fantastic vehicles.


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 11:15 pm
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Do I get STW stereotype points for getting rid of this:

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and replacing with this:

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(Neither are actually mine for obvious reasons)


 
Posted : 16/10/2012 11:38 pm
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Left hand drive isn't much good for the M4 toll, but would be ideal for a euro trip:

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A bike will go in with the roof down and wheels off:

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