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 nbt
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Following on from the "shit skiiers say" video that went round last week (shared [url= http://lyxus.net/isnr ]here[/url] by the lovely flashy), here's the MTB version

(apologies if it;s been posted, I've searched but didn't find it)

'tis a bit "threeride" orientated, tho', innit?


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 9:57 am
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lol thats exactly wot i just posted on Fcebook about 1 minuit ago !!!! hahahahh
yeah still laughing my head off... RAD ! Epic ! hahaha


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:00 am
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Like a typical NW Alps ride only better


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:03 am
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29ers [i]are[/i] ghey

Also, 25secs - that's Hora


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:11 am
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that's Hora

lol, i saw that too ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:16 am
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Funny if you're american and can relate to things being said I suppose. I'm not though. A British version is required involving phrases such as "the trails are really cut up today" or "did you see the way that old woman with the dog looked at us"...


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:16 am
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LOL ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:18 am
 nbt
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A British version is required involving phrases such as "the trails are really cut up today" or "did you see the way that old woman with the dog looked at us"...

One for the Midweek Movies crew then - Pook likes making films, doesn't he?


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:20 am
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Funny, but if I caught anyone I ride with saying 'stoked' I'd have to be carried off in a stretcher from laughing.

ps. That includes you nbt!


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:21 am
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Most amusing ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:30 am
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29ers are gay ๐Ÿ™‚ so true


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:48 am
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"I'm not riding that section I have the wrong tyres fiited"


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:53 am
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Brilliant

Lack of multiplier effect on sick/ rad / gnarly was disappointing though. On their own they're so lame ๐Ÿ™‚

For the brit one...

"brown sludge" = brown pow
"Did my wheels get off the ground?" = How flat was my table?
"this is better than Cannock!"


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:55 am
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Immense. "DROPPING IN" LOLOLOLOLO ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:57 am
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Goggles and wrenching at the chain, ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 10:59 am
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Brown pow is 'loam' over here, no?


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 11:15 am
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Hope so, and that's not a scatalogical reference of some sort ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 11:16 am
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"I'm not riding that section I have the wrong tyres fitted[b]and have you seen the state of those braking bumps![/b]"


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 11:17 am
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Cannock ref Stu? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 11:18 am
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You beat me to it NBT, glad I spotted your thread and avoided looking foolish with a repost.

So stoked!


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 11:58 am
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I thought this was going to be "Stuff that shit mountain bikers say" rather than "The shit that mountain bikers say"

"My feet don't reach the floor"

"It's a bit high"

"No, I'm not letting go of the brakes!"

"This fork feels like crap!"


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 12:13 pm
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all those videos should be called shit skateboarders have been saying for the last 20 years or more...


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 12:15 pm
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nbt - I like making crappy bike flims. I could make one of these with my outtakes


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 12:16 pm
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You should get cracking then pook. If you;re missing any bits, I'm sure we can organise a pootle and give you the required footage ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 8:26 pm
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Brilliant ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 20/01/2012 9:05 pm
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Ace.

I'm stoked to be riding this coming weekend. Going to rip...


 
Posted : 23/01/2012 10:56 am
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Just seen this, brilliant!


 
Posted : 23/01/2012 9:23 pm