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Was amused to [url= http://singletrackworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/halfords-suspend-ebike-sales-in-northern-ireland/ ]read this article[/url].

I, for one, am fully in support of our brethren at our Northern Irish legislative bodies!

In other news, I was in Meribel today and at lift station Pas Du Lac a couple of e-mtb'ers with [I][b]dogs tied to their backs in backpack fashion[/b][/I] trundled up the fire road.

With ****ing dogs. Tied. To. Their. Backs.

One guy had a small dog in a rucksack but the other guy had a larger dog literally tied with two wide straps around his midriff.

Now - fair disclosure - I've no love for the sort of retarded frippery that occurs when you grant altitude-access to people who haven't learned basic etiquette via the mechanism of years of honest slog. But I can live with most of it because life is too damn short.

Hot, sunny, high-risk, high-altitude [u]animal cruelty[/u] because they allow thoughtless ****ers to purchase and use motorbikes without a licence boils my piss though. You are dog owners ffs! Lashing them to your back in and of itself is cruel. Taking them on a motor-assisted jolly up steep, rocky, apt-to-make-you-fall-on-your-back terrain should land you in prison.

I hate ebikes. Call me a hater, but just because I'm a hater doesn't mean they're not worthy of hatred. The reason I hate them is that they [i]enable idiocy[/i]. And I submit the evidence of today - and only today - as further proof that our Irish friends have it right.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:01 pm
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I'm not reading all that, can you summarise?.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:07 pm
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Sell your ebike.

Buy some beer for your fridge.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:09 pm
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The short version is that Northern Ireland is behind the rest of the UK in repealing obsolete legislation which inadvertently impacts e-bikes. The collapse of stormont means that whilst there are plans to fix this.... don't hold your breath


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:20 pm
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mate went to a bike festival in Slovenia the other month. there was an uplift service and people with e-bikes were in the queue.... ๐Ÿ˜•

the other week in La Thuile there were a few people with ebikes taking the chairlift up, although they had ther foresight to remove the batteries first.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:24 pm
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[quote=Nobeerinthefridge ]I'm not reading all that, can you summarise?.

Last paragraph, first sentence contains all relevant information.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:26 pm
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It will all be sorted out after Brexit, when Northern Ireland becomes part of the republic.


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:44 pm
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Nobody gives a monkeys that no rider would have lashed a large dog to his back and ridden a couple of thousand feet up without motor assistance?

Not animal lovers around here I guess.

Nor astrophysicists (or holders of basic English comprehension) - as the thrust of the argument - [b]enabling idiocy[/b] - is very clear.

Hey ho @aracer - you must be right. It's what you said, not idiocy and animal cruelty ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 21/08/2017 10:45 pm
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I don't get how ebikes are to blame? I now have no option but to borrow my neighbours dog, strap it to my back and see if I can get up to Macc Forest on my normal, not evil bike. If I can, what does that mean? Also, it will be your fault that I'm committing animal cruelty as your thread put the thought in my head!


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 7:11 am
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Nobody gives a monkeys that no rider would have lashed a large dog to his back and ridden a couple of thousand feet up without motor assistance?

Some quality whataboutery to back up your obviously pre existing hatred of ebikes.

That's a better somethingion I'd say....


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 7:30 am
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they enable idiocy.

Well, they clearly enable angry idiots to post idiocy on the internet. Other than that they're just a bike.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 7:33 am
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Don't know enabling idiocy, and I accept they are great for those who need them and know how to ride, but I did get forced off a path by the Bodensee by an old dear on one. So I do suspect they enable some less good riding.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:15 am
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Mind you, given how happily they allowed MOT test validity to overrun a few years ago when there were problems getting tests done, I'm surprised they can't just tell the police to ignore the issue.


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:24 am
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The police [b]will[/b] probably ignore the issue, which is fine until someone is run into by an e-bike and it all goes to court....


 
Posted : 22/08/2017 8:42 am