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Pre-ride or pre-race you don't want to cycle bunged up...how can the (Paula) Radcliffe syndrome be avoided?


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:04 pm
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Cup of coffee with breakfast usually does it for me.


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:05 pm
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Caffeine then...I know the occassional RedBull does indeed lighten the load!


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:09 pm
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I take paper with me


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:10 pm
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Make like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil...


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:12 pm
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pint of coffee for brekky.


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:13 pm
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Squeeze harder.


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:16 pm
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strong coffee and start the countdown!

(about 15 mins)


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:18 pm
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Never had a problem pooing. Just get up and go, man.


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:22 pm
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skids on the chamois? eeeuw!


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:33 pm
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I remember when Picolax was all the rage in these parts...


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:36 pm
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I think the guy wants to ride his bike not the loo all day bananaworld!


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:40 pm
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Up early, lots of porridge and hydraulics do the rest.


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 9:47 pm
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Guiness during and after a ride


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 10:31 pm
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A mug of strong tea for me. Or coffee. Or water. Or a vindaloo the night before (but then it's the dreaded barbed wire time in the morning ๐Ÿ™ ).


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 10:36 pm
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take paper and squat when needed ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 10:40 pm
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Get used to going first thing in the morning.

(Can't beleive I'm replying to this crappy thread)


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 10:41 pm
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When I was a tabber my first smoke of the day would get me moving within 5 mins. Nowadays my body has become conditioned to have its constitutional at 0830 but this could be everything to do with the cuppa that I get delivered at 0815! Heavy nights mess this routine up!


 
Posted : 26/03/2010 10:43 pm
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I have to poo within minutes of getting up. Not sure if I've created such synchronisity but that's pretty much how it works.


 
Posted : 27/03/2010 12:40 am
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So is the key to encouraging 'activity on demand' caffeine or hydration?

(I must emphasise that this is not a common problem, more like planning ahead! )


 
Posted : 27/03/2010 2:35 pm