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Only locked by the front wheel. She's not the brightest star in the galaxy, is she?
Well locked up that.
Looks like it was a s**t bike too. Sure she can afford a new one.
Piece Of SH@t bike?
Hmmm, I smell the aroma of male cow excrement.
[quote=redpanda ]Only locked by the front wheel. She's not the brightest star in the galaxy, is she?
er that looks like the rear wheel
not the brightest star in the galaxy
Victoria Beckham’s bike may have been stolen
So she's not sure?
This story is nothing at all to get the fashion show into the news.
Dammit - beaten by mikewsmith!
I'm going to take a massive stab in the dark, and say that wasn't her bike...
yeah i reckon she'd ride (walk) a fixie like david
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that wheel looks too old and battered for someone from beckingham palace
There is no way he's riding that fixie brakeless, no straps, in flip flops!
course he's not riding it!!! He's walking beside it.
"er that looks like the rear wheel"
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"not the brightest star in the galaxy"
Can't argue with that. Although I'd always lock a bike up through the frame as well. So not quite as dim. 😆
The greatest misrepresentation in the article is referring to her as 'the Designer'.
Like she's ever used a pencil for anything other than writing her own name a million times over just because she likes the way it looks.
I'm detecting some of you arent taking this seriously?
Its not her bike.
Her bike wasn't stolen.
She said on her Instagram "So I won't be riding home tonight then!’ xvb"
This is obviously a joke. She saw the wheel on the ground, took a pic, and added a humorous (?) line to it.
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Hmmm, I smell the aroma of male cow excrement.
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To be fair that aroma is around on many of your posts...
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She's not the brightest star in the galaxy, is she?
He left them a while ago didn't he?
She's not the brightest star in the galaxy, is she?
well, shes tricked you into thinking her bike got nicked, by taking a picture of a random wheel in the street, so where that leaves you, I don't know
