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Considering mounting my phone on my carbon bars to watch porn on long, boring fireroad climbs. Will I die?
Should increase lateral stiffness.
No, but the blood you need in your legs to pedal uphill will be diverted elsewhere, thereby making things harder 🙂
This will be really hard to do.
Good question. Though the phrase "mounting my phone" is unfortunate given the context of the rest of the sentence. What genre are you thinking of watching?
Climachx Trail?
Did you mean to post this on singles-track world?
I’m glad somebody is asking the important questions.
Game changer, genius idea!
Your saddle tilted up a little should add to the experience.
Your saddle tilted up a little should add to the experience.
...or remove and lube
Can someone cleverer than me do a PornHub gag? I've got something important at work that I really need to concentrate on, and it's distracting me.
Thats a bit specialist but I'm sure any ballgag could have a PornHub logo added.
You'll never get enough signal, just look in the bushes instead.
Porn watch just makes me think explicit watch with a novelty minute hand....
I say hand 🍆
If there's any pedestrians in the way, clear them out of the way by giving them the horn.
I hope you find something that's a quick release, maybe something you can pull off as everyone loves a happy ending.
When you get home, your other half kindly reminds you that you set your phone up to simultaneously cast videos to the main tv in a smooth automatic action - and it works really well over the internet.
Didn't see this coming.
Whole new meaning to a cracking blue run.
Porn watch just makes me think…
That wasn’t the direction the BBC would take for a Springwatch spin off.
Is this why Mountain bikers wear baggies rather than Lycra ?