[Closed] one of the downsides of doing a fair bit of cycling..

"You know about bikes, what do you think about this?" *Opens catalogue to show you a £79 full suss*

"You must be good at fixing bikes, can you have a look at my bike, it's making a funny creaking sound" *£79 quid catalogue bike that's actually got fungus growing on the saddle from where it's been left lying in the middle of the garden for 3 years.*

My neighbor said i'm getting a bike soon ,so i said great can do a few rides locally then .

My son saw him out complete with jeans n bomber jacket ,how do i try to put it nicely that he might be ill prepared.?