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[Closed] One Eyed Snake Shrinkage..??

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Always pops up in conversation while out on the bike,why does the little chap shrink when riding? 😀


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:19 pm
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If it's cold, it goes inside to stay warm.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:21 pm
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Kinda awkward sometimes when it pops up during conversation 😉 depends who you're with I suppose


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:28 pm
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Bloods needed in the legs.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:33 pm
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Hmmm mine seem's to pop up alot when out with the lads 😕


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:40 pm
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What are you doing on rides where it actually matters what size it is?


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:42 pm
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What are you doing on rides where it actually matters what size it is?

having a quick ride?


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:43 pm
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What are you doing on rides where it actually matters what size it is?

i'd rather not show off my peanut when wearing lycra 🙁


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:45 pm
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comparing what else do you think 🙄


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:45 pm
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Never noticed it shrinking. Maybe thats it's natural state!? 😯


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 3:48 pm
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Posted : 05/03/2010 4:05 pm
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so it dont get smashed as bad when you come off, its knows when an off is coming you know


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 4:26 pm
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Known as lion cold round these parts due to the mane round it.Some imagination required.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 4:33 pm
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A bloke at work used to commute and on cold days complain that it was "so cold he'd had to shove his thumb up his @rse to knock his cock out".

Then he went on a skiing holiday and complained that it was "so cold he'd had to shove his thumb up his @rse to knock his cock out".

In fact he used to talk about sticking his thumb up his @rse quite a lot.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 8:32 pm
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Dehydration and blood supply reduced from saddle pressure.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 8:56 pm
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Quote of the week from the ball shaving thread;

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Posted : 05/03/2010 9:00 pm
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Mine shrinks like I've had 2 grammes of speed when I ride my bike.


 
Posted : 05/03/2010 9:07 pm