[i]To summarise some current threads...[/i]
I have a 12 inch penis, the body of a Greek god and an IQ of 160.
On my daily 100 mile ride I generally average around 46mph, but when I ascended the North Face of the Eiger on a unicycle whilst towing a grand piano this dropped to under 25mph.
What tyre pressure should I use to win the Tour de France?
What have you been using to win recent sportives?
I have a 12 inch penis but I don't use it as a rule.
Do you ride your unicycle FULLY slammed? Not just quite slammed but FULLY slammed.
I feel this lets me understand you better.
It's a low profile unicycle. I had it specially made.
It's a low profile unicycle. I had it specially made.
Yes, but is it PROPERLY aero?
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I'd like to help but I've no experience of those speeds. Keep working at it though; I'm sure you'll pick up
FFS? A unicyling triathlete? What happens when he gets to a corner?Yes, but is it PROPERLY aero?
Edit: [i]Please [/i]tell me that's a photoshop job.
EPO, or LSD, I forget which one. I use one in the front tyre. The rear tyre I use the other. I myself use both
Did I mention that when I collected my mother from the hospital after her hip operation I came [b]1st[/b] in the race across the car park ? By over 30 seconds! I'm getting a tattoo next week.
@wasawas 🙂
triathlete? What happens when he gets to a corner?
Corner? Triathletes can barely cope with a straight line!
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(I believe it's based on a bit of reality, from that brilliant loonbag unicyclist that was at Aber uni some years ago!)
You can laugh, but I was a marshal on the first London triathlon. On the first corner of the bike leg. After the first few crashes we removed the barriers so they could continue their progress downhill unimpeded.Corner? Triathletes can barely cope with a straight line!
Ah, that rings a bell. I think I may have met him doing the Brechfa black one time. He had a brake lever under his saddle that he claimed would slow him down. Physics said otherwise.that brilliant loonbag unicyclist that was at Aber uni some years ago!
