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Who's done it? Seems the ramblers are taking the lead on this one, with a [url= http://www.walkingclub.org.uk/walking/naked_walking.shtml ]code[/url] and everything


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:21 pm
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mmm, well....mmm


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:29 pm
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Do they keep their red socks on?


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:31 pm
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yes but they wear them on their todgers


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:32 pm
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This gives a completely new spin to the ongoing helmet debate 🙄


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:34 pm
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No bag or pockets? Where do I keep my pump...? 😉


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:35 pm
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At present, it’s quite unusual to encounter a naked walker

Err probably stay that way too unless you are in Germany!


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:36 pm
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Shhhh! Don't tell everyone! 😡

Bloody everyones going to be jumping on the bandwagon now, i thought i was well niche riding wi my knackers out!


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:40 pm
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I have a feeling MBUK did an article on this in the distant past, 1993 ish. One word, chafing.


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 3:45 pm
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Posted : 19/06/2012 3:45 pm
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chafing

My main worry and the only real reason I don't ride naked everywhere 😯


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 4:52 pm
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chafing
My main worry and the only real reason I don't ride naked everywhere

I'd be far more worried about a horrific scrotum/saddle snagging injury


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 4:57 pm
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Is anyone else REALLY glad that Ton's post above is blank?

😉


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 4:59 pm
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Wouldn't there be some rather painful slappage at high speed down rough descents too?


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 4:59 pm
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I get that already if I'm hovering over the saddle in loose underwear, as if someone's playing keepy uppies with a table tennis paddle...


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 5:03 pm
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Would naked gas fitting be seen as acceptable then?


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 5:06 pm
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i remember there was an article about this in mbuk many years back


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 5:24 pm
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Once saw a bloke riding a bike naked, however this was at a festival, he was painted purple and was completely trollied...


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 5:55 pm
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mmm, well....mmm

I have witnessed this person riding his bicycle through the streets of Chamonix, t'was one of the funniest things ever. We won't mention the fact he was giving another naked rider a 'backie' at the time 😯


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 5:57 pm
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Obviously this isn't the time to posting pics, but a bet is a bet ......

Oh and our Flikr has some rather nice images from the Bristol naked bike ride, which took place whilst some of you were pedalling around Ashton Court 🙂


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 6:35 pm
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What about a STW mass naked trespass to demand Scottish-style access rights? Brings a new meaning to cheeky trails...


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 6:40 pm
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Say goodbye to Tabletennisitis with a pervert.. i ii i mean a reverb.


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 7:29 pm
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Without pics this thread is worthless 😯


 
Posted : 19/06/2012 7:47 pm