and i am bored already.............. 🙁
she has gone to benidorm on a old slappers week.......... 😉
Get the boys round for some underpant wrestling 😉
and i am bored already..............
What you mean is:
You've pulled ya stomach out and now you're knackered?!
beat em all......... 🙁
and beat it already.......... 😉
That's really sweet (not letting the stomach hang out), but the fact you've missed missus Ton.
Mr. bunnhop never misses me 🙁
Tons gaff in the morning.
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ere, i'm a changed man...............bastid 😉
that's an awesome pic
my misses is away this weekend too - shame is she didn't take the kids!!!
ton - Memberere, i'm a changed man...............bastid
I know, I know. I can see a couple of empty diet cokes in the pile but really, did you have to wipe your ass on the arm of the chair after your curry. 😯
We're in Innerleithen all next week come up and join us.
No wiping your ass on the chairs though.
Maybe you could bring Tollah's tyres with you.
I have been stuck away from wife all week. It sucks. Friday night on my own in a hotel near the airport in St Louis. To far to get a cab to townm for a beer and nothing here to do. All sensible businessmen have left the hotel to see their families for the weekend. Me and 40 staff echoing around a near empty hotel at 4:30pm so too early to hit the bar. I get back at 6:50am Monday. 🙁
WorldClassAccident, Do a borat and charge around the lobby naked.
That was last nights entertainment.
Might explain why everyone left today 😉
did you have to wipe your ass on the arm of the chair after your curry.
Ach, disgusting. Sort it out Ton! 😯
Maybe you could bring Tollah's tyres with you.
What if DMP's proper hard/Ton's a big wuss really, and DMP kicks his arse and makes Ton his bitch?
Tis possible.
Me and 40 staff echoing around a near empty hotel at 4:30pm so too early to hit the bar. I get back at 6:50am Monday.
Plenty of time to go and buy stuffs for me then innit?
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yeah right................ 😉
Ooh, fighting talk! 🙂
'You're big man, but you're out of shape...'
Ton's a big wuss really, and DMP kicks his arse and makes Ton his bitch?Tis possible.
You've never met Ton have you...
[subliminal message] send the tyres or give him his money back [/subliminal message]
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anyhow, i am off to bed now alone.............unless someone wants to join me......................fred?? 😉
No ta. I like my bed partners to be lithe and flexible. Oh, and [b]female[/b]. That bit's important.
Watch that blood pressure, Big Man. 😉
You've never met Ton have you...
I've put bigger men than him on their arses. I'm fast, yet deadly. Forget 'Enter the Dragon'; Fear the Ferret.
I've put bigger men than him on their arses
did they trip over you? it happens when vertically challenged people get under your sight line 😉
No, they seriously underestimated the devastating power of the Ferret. Lightning-quick attacks that they simply weren't prepared for, and unable to deal with.
Actually they were just big and daft, really... 😉
I just ran in circles until they were exhausted, then went in for the kill.
