Forum menu
Moving Obstacles
 

[Closed] Moving Obstacles

 ndg
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 
[#3195336]

So what wildlife have people managed to hit on their bikes?

Whilst people may bemoan my over-bikedness (I may not need five inches of travel around Wendover), I was very grateful for it's assistance in running over a bloody badger! Damn thing shot out of the hedge as I was tanking down one of the bridleways, straight under both wheels (think I clouted it with the pedal too). After I put myself back on track turned to see it running off into the other hedge, so seems to have survived okay - it felt seriously solid when I hit it!

So as I say what have other people managed to hit?

ndg


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 12:43 pm
Posts: 251
Full Member
 

a squirrel fell out of a tree onto my head last week, does that count?


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 12:44 pm
Posts: 23349
Full Member
 

I ran over one of those very long dog leads once. Fat lady on one end, Yorkshire Terrier doing something in the bushes on the other.

Both yelped but lived to tell the tale.


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 12:49 pm
Posts: 13870
Free Member
 

Reminds me of this....


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 12:56 pm
Posts: 251
Full Member
 

what's wierd is that they made no real attempt to see if the bloke was ok...


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 12:58 pm
Posts: 13870
Free Member
 

Only safe thing to do when confronted with an angry ninja is get the hell out of there.


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 12:59 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I've hit a deer out on the road bike, or more correctly the deer hit me!


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 1:00 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Weird I was just reading this: [i]We rolled into Sebree where Nina was waiting for us. She had bad news that one of the two DC brothers had been hit by a deer and his bike was wrecked, their trip was over. Robbie's crash description was very funny. His recollection of the nanosecond before impact was 'wow, that's a huge dog, I'd best get the dog spray' . A second later the deer and he collided and all the gear, bike and rider were jettisoned in different directions.[/i] on [url= http://www.crazyguyonabike.com/doc/?o=1r4vFZo&doc_id=8912&v=4p ]mcmoonter's blog[/url]


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 1:12 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

rabbits more than once
and I also managed to to hit a bat once, on my shoulder not with the wheels ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 1:14 pm
 ndg
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

a squirrel fell out of a tree onto my head last week, does that count?

I'd say that it does ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 1:18 pm
Posts: 41858
Free Member
 

turned to see it running off into the other hedge

You're lucky he didn't come back and rip your face off. Even Chuck Norris is scared of angry badgers!


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 1:23 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

So what wildlife have people managed to hit on their bikes?
A group of school children


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 1:25 pm
 Taff
Posts: 4
Free Member
 

Since starting night riding this year I nearly ran over a slow worm which turned around to put it into the hedgerow and nearly got taken out buy a deer which also ran out in front of a car coming the other way that sh*t us both up proper I reckon! Had a bird fly through my front wheel, although felt sorry for it it was rather funny seeing feather kind of explode until I realised my shins were covered in dead bird.
Also hit a chav on way back from work years ago. He properly flew at least 4m I reckon


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 1:39 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Some odd old women feeds pigeons in my street and they like to wait to take off until I just get to them, managed to bounce a few off my head. I wouldn't recommend it


 
Posted : 29/09/2011 1:48 pm