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I'm sure it'll be positively tropical. Might wear my Speedo's
You are not getting in my car in just speedo's 😯
Why - in case you surprise bum him?
Don't look at me like that - it's your username!
I was up on the top of the moors round there yesterday and it was surprisingly rideable. It's soggy but not a complete quagmire. The wind was a bit blowy but only if you're a soft shandy drinking type. I know how robust and weather defying we all are so doubt it'll be a problem 🙂
I'll be there whatever tonight. Hopefully some others will be.
Snorkel packed!
Get well soon herbivore
Hora has bought some lights. Bugger.
No way.
Theres a big difference between buying them and using them.
See also: frames 😉
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Fully expected to log on and find a string of lame excuses...
Damn! Means i'd better turn up now!
Get yer arse in gear you big girls blouse.
It's only a bit of water!
I've been practicing
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Kids not asleep my kit not ready, wussing out
I tried I changed the chain n cassette over but my ring is worn.....
Can't ride with a worn ring.
Cracking ride, again. https://app.strava.com/activities/240296070
Big turn out too, with one notable exception... eh Binners?
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A Singletrack member called binners
Went to Greggs far too often for dinners
But when it is wet,
Do you fancy a bet?
If he'll show?
I know who will be winners.
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The 60 mile round trip, combined with the M60 road works put me off this week.
I ended up hanging a mirror in the bathroom and putting up a new curtain track in the front room. What a waste of a pass out!
That was great filthy fun! Well done all.
Another good night of riding rather than sitting in front of the TV. On the up side - not too cold, not windy and no rain. Counter balanced nicely by a torrent of water and mud spraying up from below!
Scaled - the M60 might be down to 50 mile an hour but overall it adds very little time to the overall journey! it took me 35 minutes to get there from Bromley cross so not bad at all really.
Next week Turton. Havent made my mind up yet which pub... watch for the post on Thursday!
Russ - i take it you havent posted your picture on the 'Photos that you are proud of' thread?!
Very good Bregante 😆
A bloke that we shall just called "Susan"
Caused Monday Night Pub Ride Confusion
He said he'd be riding
But instead he stayed hiding
I'm starting to think he's an illusion.
There once was a rider called binners,
who liked to eat pies for dinners.
But one night when it was dirt-y,
he thought "This looks hurt-y"
So he stayed home, and left the riding to winners 😉
Bregante, you should question your suspects through the medium of poetry. That’ll freak ‘em out.
Perhaps chuck in some contemporary dance whilst you are at it.
Here’s one I’ve composed for you based on our conversation last night. Apologies in advance.
The once was a copper named Russy
Who’s preference for bikes was full-sussy
Whilst raiding a house
The criminal’s spouse
Tried putting him off with her… err… all over orange tan.
There was a young lady of orange,
Who didn't rhyme with anything so she never had a poem written for her which was very unfortunate as she had amazing.....
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HtS
😆
I think we should call binners "Mary"
His head really could not be less hairy
A renowned love of ale
But mud makes him go pale
We all think that he's just a big fairy
There was a big copper called Russ
who called everyone else a big wuss
He'd road bike through Cheshire
Mountain bike in all weather
But mention BMX and theres all bloody manner of half cocked excuses being trotted out 😛
About binners no show last night
I'm starting to feel a bit tight
If it's any use
He gave an excuse
He had to design a website
😀
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Next week's Monday Night Poetry Reading (mnpr) will be held in the back room of the Pig & Ballbearing, Heckmondwike.
Bring your own tambourine.
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