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 joat
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Ciocc = Church, I believe.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:01 pm
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Ul-tee-gra

I'll see your Ul-tee-gra and raise you an Ixter.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:04 pm
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Marzocchi right, they had forks called Zokes. So it stands to reason it was pronounced MarzOkey. not Marzocky, like everyone (including me now) says…

So it's not Mar-zo-chee then?

Is my face red!


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:05 pm
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Marzocchi right, they had forks called Zokes. So it stands to reason it was pronounced MarzOkey. not Marzocky, like everyone (including me now) says…

presumably zokes is pronounced 'zock-ees' to rhyme with 'jockeys' ?


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:12 pm
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Pie-vot instead of Pivot 😀


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:17 pm
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pee-voh shirley?


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:26 pm
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orbea, pronounced as written. Or be a what? Don't dis Orbea...


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:29 pm
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<i>’ll argue that no one actually knows how to pronounce Schwalbe </i>

I definitely do seeing as I can speak Deutsch.😉


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:33 pm
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Same in any language.

Made me laugh.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:35 pm
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So is it Mond-raker or Mond-racker anyway?

I thought it was technically the latter, but then heard Cesar Rojo say it way most of us do.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:35 pm
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Topeak  .. is it tow-peak or top-eak?


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:50 pm
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I often hear Forme pronounced as Formeee or sometimes Froome.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 6:54 pm
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Cervelo? Arise sir velo?


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:04 pm
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Someone I know is a fan of Colanyo bikes.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:07 pm
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Cannondale Synapse

Sy-napps or sin-apps


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:07 pm
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Rapha - "rayphaye", like Ralph Fiennes, probably.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:10 pm
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Assos

Ass oss


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:11 pm
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as above Deuter (prob different depending on nationality - esp, say, US vs German origin) and Topeak

also Dakine (again I bet US vs German is v different)


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:18 pm
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Cervelo? Arise sir velo?

But is it vello or vey-lo?


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:30 pm
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Seems that I am guilty of getting most of these wrong.

I will never get my head around SRAM, by brain always reads it as S-RAM......


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:35 pm
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Nope, there's a silent e on the end SRAM= SHITe


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 7:44 pm
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Cervelo is Ch-ervaylo

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oh and for the sake of clarity;

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Ive only ever seen it was-was-was, although i know its not.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 8:03 pm
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There's also a silent T in ShiTmano, but nobody talks about it, because you get what you pay for.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 8:05 pm
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Drac & Hodgynd probably say 'Hurp' instead of 'Hope' 😉


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 8:09 pm
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Hurp Uuuups (how my dad would say it too) 🙂


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 8:23 pm
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B B B, or BBB, as if you're shouting that you've just seen a large insect 🐝


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 8:26 pm
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Orbea Rallon...it's not pronounced as ''rah-lon"

Let's face it, we English speakers are pretty rubbish at bothering to pronounce foreign names correctly, even when we know how they should be said!


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 8:37 pm
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Sco’ or Scott


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 9:05 pm
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presumably zokes is pronounced ‘zock-ees’ to rhyme with ‘jockeys’ ?

Of course! Marzocky Zockys. Who wouldnt want such a mean name for their kit? 😂

Assos

I always pronounced it the same as you call people who wear it...


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 9:15 pm
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Ciocc = Church, I believe.

No, it's Chee-Ock.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 10:28 pm
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Have we done Nike yet? Nikey of course. Unless you’re woke.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 10:32 pm
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5.10 - you do say "five point one zero"? Don't you?


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 10:37 pm
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What about B'Twin then, eh?


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 10:53 pm
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The American climbing scale originally went 1-2-3-4 then 5 with decimal point additions eg 5.6 or 5.9 with 5.10 being the highest (it is currently 5.15a I think). The company initially made rock shoes before branching out. So five-ten definitely.


 
Posted : 25/10/2018 11:04 pm
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Schwalbe is easy. Tis the German word for Swallow (as in the bird) and thus entirely phonetic. So Schwal - rhymes with "shall", and "be" like the 1st part of Ben


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 1:16 am
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The American climbing scale originally went 1-2-3-4 then 5 with decimal point additions eg 5.6 or 5.9 with 5.10 being the highest (it is currently 5.15a I think). The company initially made rock shoes before branching out. So five-ten definitely.

Wouldn't it be "five point ten" then?

And I know we've already covered Cotic, but I have a BFe and really struggle to say "beefy" which I THINK is correct?


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 1:23 am
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Try pronouncing Bontrager or Raleigh with a lisp.

All hell breaks loose on the bike shop floor 😂


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 2:48 am
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I have a BFe and really struggle to say “beefy” which I THINK is correct?

Nope. It's "boo-FAY", like the French say "buffet", or Phoebe "Buffé" off of that "Friends".


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:00 am
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I always assumed that Schwalbe, being German, should be pronounced Shvalbuh, not Shwolby; Schwalbe being German for Swallow (the bird, not an instruction).


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:08 am
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Isn't the sound of W dependent on your accent in Germany?

EDIT just googled this, massive can of worms!


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:09 am
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BFe is pronounced as "beefy", a pun on the chemical symbol for iron.

5.10 is "Five Ten", it's how the American climbing grade is spoken, no "point" or "dot".


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:12 am
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Oh Raleigh?


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:21 am
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Commencal - Commical, commissal, commenckal


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:30 am
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w-w-as-was

Ive only ever seen it was-was-was

May I suggest a revision to "w-w-as-was not was-was-was"

(I liked the original)


 
Posted : 26/10/2018 9:31 am
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"The American climbing scale originally went 1-2-3-4 then 5 with decimal point additions eg 5.6 or 5.9 with 5.10 being the highest (it is currently 5.15a I think). The company initially made rock shoes before branching out. So five-ten definitely."

That is a frankly absurd way of counting - you say 5.10 / 5.15 is the hardest but you also have 5.2, 5.3. That is a basic failing in numeracy comprehension.


 
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