[Closed] Milestones

I'm holed up at home with a serious and debilitating case of manflu aaaand being a single dad with two robust young lads to amuse I found myself struggling a bit this morning..
The Xmas spirit is wearing thin and the boys need to be out and about or I could find myself bound and gagged in the bottom of the toybox whilst they slow roast the neighbours cat and redecorate the front room..

Helpfully, my eternally wonderful girlfriend has offered to take them out for a few hours so that I can lie in bed shaking, shitting, shivering, sweating, sniffling, sobbing and sighing.. The milestone being that we have hitched the bike trailer up to her bike for the first time..

As a result I am sat nervously by the window shaking, shitting, shivering, sweating, sniffling, sobbing and sighing and scanning the horizon for plumes of smoke as my ears strain to hear the sounds of sirens and screaming