[Closed] male mountain biker seeks female equivalent

As you can see from my forum name I'm fairly easy going
I like long rides, mainly at weekend
But will also do a hard midweek ride if asked nicely
I live near Rivington, but will travel for the right partner

I'm not actually a girl yet, but am well on the way
I have the op next year to remove all traces of my manhood
But can meet before then if you are open minded

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I'm also in search of a female erm... 'mountain biker'

Must have obscenely enormous breasts though...

I'm a male with obscenely large breasts.

[url] http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/thread.jspa?threadID=776884 [/url]

GlitterGary - Member
I'm a male with obscenely large breasts.

http://www.smartdatinguk.com/singles-mountain-biking-holidays.asp

IanMunro - OMGoodnessme

You [i]d[/i]ucking well better KEEP hiding behind distance and anonymity you chickensh[i]o[/i]t poltroons. You people are blithering, no-good, chickensh[i]ed[/i] cowards. Not one of you yellow bellies would dare approach me in person and interfere with me in this way. I goddamn dare you to come to me face to face this way. I [i]t[/i]ucking well dare you

That guy was angry!

"oblong" the odds are long that your MTBing shag fantasy will come true...

There are only 17 female MTBists in the whole of the UK 4 are lesbians (actually there is a 5th but she's still in the closet) 10 are married the remainder are in committed long term relationships with proper outdoorsy butch fellas who spend their time surfing, parachuting, preparing Gormet meals from scratch, generally looking attractive and being irresistible to women...

A divorced bloke with kids and no free time is probably not ticking all their relationship boxes if we're honest...

Why not just join a local MTB/cycling club do a bit of riding, put finding a new Girlfriend on the back burner and maybe get used to being a well adjusted single person again, after all nothing puts a Woman off like the smell of desperation...

I'm a male with obscenely large breasts.

Poidh 😉

'Fitness singles' is what you want.

I have met a number of lovely ladies for mtb'ing etc. from there including the current miss4real who's company I've been enjoying for over a year now 🙂

You're clearly not shy, just register and pay for 6 months you'll be bound to meet someone - in fact a girl i dated was from Bingley! - there's plenty in West Yorks !!

There's no room in my MTB relationship for any girls, it's just me and my Zesty........... 😉

You ducking well better KEEP hiding behind distance and anonymity you chickenshot poltroons. You people are blithering, no-good, chickenshed cowards. Not one of you yellow bellies would dare approach me in person and interfere with me in this way. I goddamn dare you to come to me face to face this way. I tucking well dare you

Cyclotouriste (Pschotourettes) sprang to my mind too

I got myself a female mountain biker, been married to her for last 21 years. They are out there, sometimes you have to find a novice and train her up, buy her a bike etc.
Join the local chapter of the CTC, loads of single cycling ladies there last time I looked, if she's 'the one', she'll be riding a mountain bike soon enough...

Totally unhelpful but that lonely planet thread is awesome, that chap is a ball of pent up rage.

Slightly more helpful - try the CTC or local club rides - mate of mine met his current beau on a long XC spin

cookeaa has insight.

mate of mine met his current beau on a long XC spin

beau not belle?

cookeaa know. no one has beaten brakes captainflashcat though. so this thread I deem Fail.

OMG! I nearly offered to set you up with one of my friends oblong in an oblique 'forum ride in the upper Calder Valley' type way but luckily read IanMunro's link in the nick of time (how've I missed such a classic? I haven't laughed so much on a wet afternoon for ages). In view of the possibility that you're an unhinged maniac, please could you post a few more details?

Try Plenty of fish dating site it`s free to sign up and there are quite a lot of outdoorsy ladies on there

Is a biking spouse a good idea?
A man needs a bit of space. Plus they probably know how much bits cost!

Is a biking spouse a good idea?
A man needs a bit of space. Plus they probably know how much bits cost!

This^ don't mix your job and hobby..

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this whole post just makes me laugh...go on a dating site not a bike forum...i love the second post about the sex change...
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Clover, have sent you a pm.

thanks for al the comments - they've raised a smile 😉

Dont bother get a normal girl.they will spoil your ride it never works.You only get half way around your route. 😆

that lonely planet thread is just wierd.

further follow up on it here;

[url= http://www.scotsman.com/news/sci-tech/lazy_guide_to_net_culture_cyclotouriste_1_465522 ]http://www.scotsman.com/news/sci-tech/lazy_guide_to_net_culture_cyclotouriste_1_465522[/url]

Lonely planet - the movie.

[b]NSFW[/b]

[url= http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8113475/cyclotouriste-interpreted-by-luchadores ]http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8113475/cyclotouriste-interpreted-by-luchadores[/url]

the southern yeti (sammie louise) is currently single, rides a lot, travels to rides... pretty fit.

worth a punt i'd say

First post and a 'P' icon too. Impressive!