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is the next 'single track' issue out today ? think its issue 52... was supposed to be out last monday....cheers


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:21 am
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I love the name Elaine. Just thought i'd say. X


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:23 am
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wat ? lol .... there arent many Elaines about really... well not that i know off.lol and not many Elaines that are 5ft 0 inches small like my good tiney self ! teehee... hope the mag is out today...interested in the danny macAskill interview...


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 10:37 am
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It just arrived through my letterbox so subscribers' copies are out 🙂

Also, on an unrelated note, Vertebrate Graphics' White PEaks guide also came and my boss has indicated that I shouldn't bother doing to much today whilst working at home and get ready for my days off this week. Oh frabjous day!


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 11:20 am
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I especially like tiny weeny petite sexy mountain biking ones. Very hard to source. Marriage ?


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 12:30 pm
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What is written on the spine of it?

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The magazine that is. Not small ladies called Elaine.

Just thought I'd clarify.

Although, if Elaine does have any tattoos that she wants to share with the massive...


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 12:49 pm
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What is written on the spine of it?

Uhh, the magazine....?

"Raw flappit"


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 12:51 pm
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My copy arrived this morning, so they should be around about now. Apparently there was a delay at the printers, so it's a little late. Sorry about that folks. This issue looks rather good too 🙂


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 12:52 pm
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What is written on the spine of it?

Uhh, the magazine....?

"Raw flappit"

Ta. I'll save you a long and very dull story.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 12:53 pm
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oi harry, hands off. I saw her first.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 12:54 pm
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elaine anne can I just point out that TheSwede is a member of the elitist ‘spelling police’, if you are to be married and you happen to make a spelling error he’ll be on your case with no let up. To be honest I’m surprised he’s taken such a shine to you, what with the lack of use of capital letters in your name and your punctuation errors.

I can understand why internet dating may be his bag though.

And TheSwede can I just point out that [i]Just thought i'd say[/i] should have a capital ‘I’, thought I’d best point it out.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 12:57 pm
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Opposites attract 😉


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:05 pm
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Oi Swede! What happened to your horse-lady-boy?


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:05 pm
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Yougart. 🙂 Not merely a spelling mistake but a comedy fail that has amused the hell out of me due to the ease of which you bite sir. Now put down your handbag and and take it like a man. Now back to Elaine. Ready to commit.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:08 pm
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Raw Flappit is on one cover, the other cover has something else. Worth a look H_t_S 🙂


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:12 pm
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Raw Flappit is on one cover, the other cover has something else. Worth a look H_t_S

I've got a subscriber one waiting at home.

Can't remember what I said now anyway.

Is this going to cost me another 4 quid?


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:14 pm
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[i]Not merely a spelling mistake but a comedy fail that has amused the hell out of me[/i]

You really do have a very sad life.

Hardly bite, just taking the piss. Do you honestly think I'm being serious.

I’ll leave you to your prepubescent excitement at the fact a female is in our midst. I'm off to meet my wife for lunch.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:15 pm
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Your imagination is obviously very limited. No need to get personal gary. Now i'm serious. Out side yougart boy.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:23 pm
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When I get a chance to sit down and read it will I get some explanation of the meaning of, "raw flappit?" Is it a phrase one can allow one's lady wife, children or servants to hear repeated?


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:34 pm
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Uhh urm. Oh yes, my other half. Well I've built her up a bike and took her out for the shake down ride on sat. Nothing fell of the bike. Not even her so its all good so far. I even made her ride down the side of a loose embankment that i have seen men chicken out of. Good girl. Must up date fanny bashers post. Still, always looking to trade her in for a smaller / younger / female model..


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:44 pm
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Hmm - while I do feel sorry for poor Elaine who started this thread, there's always one thread on here each day that is a bit of a car crash huh and raises a smile 😀


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 1:55 pm
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Sorry Elaine. Gary, dont let your wife force you to have the yougart and maybe suggest she doesnt wear that f*@king hatefull dress again. Tell her it reminds you of Mrs Bucket. Man up and tell her.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 2:02 pm
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Still, always looking to trade her in for a smaller / younger / female model..

Fascinating. You'd like to trade 'her' in for a female? 🙂


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 2:02 pm
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Fascinating. You'd like to trade 'her' in for a female?

If memory serves TheSwede posted pics of his good lady's 'parts' brushing the seat tube of her bike. Cruel wags (or was it TheSwede himself?) suggested her 'parts' actually constituted 'a package'.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 2:07 pm
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Fascinating. You'd like to trade 'her' in for a female?

Yeh apparently he's unsure of it's gender 🙄 Not sure why.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 2:10 pm
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One day she will discover this forum and then we are all in deep poo. Some of us more than others. Oh she is female alright but if you locked arms with the beast you would ask for a gender test. She wrestles race horses around all day and 15st of man is no match for her forearm strength. Here we go again.


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 2:22 pm
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Thing is if you look at the Issue 52 page here on STW, Chipps was moaning about problems with contributors this month. If he is ever short again surely he could find each month many potential articles nabbed from here 🙂

Surely there are some readers whose photos on the cover would boost sales?


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 3:13 pm
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Sim,

I've just seen the spine!

Do I get a prize?


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 3:20 pm
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Surely there are some readers whose photos on the cover would boost sales?

sales of Pepto Bismol probably


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 3:52 pm
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harry the spider :::: no i dont have any tatooes, was thinking about it once...
anyway, went down to get my magazine at the newsagents as i live in the home of singletrack (and guess what the newsagents dont get delivery today.... grrrrrr...the,d better have my mag for tomorrow or else ! i,ll set Danny Mac on them ! lol


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 4:18 pm
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as i live in the home of singletrack
yet still you have Lancs in your profile. next time you leave the town either by the Rochdale or Burnley valley, note the MASSIVE signs saying welcome to Yorkshire on your return


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 5:17 pm
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Todmorden is in Lancashire no matter what the Council may claim. However there are plenty of not rights there so maybe the Yorkies can keep it!


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 6:45 pm
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its always been Todmorden/Lancashire has the postcode..not Todmorden..yorkshire..that dunt sound reight to me lol


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 9:17 pm
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yorkshire... lancashire... what's the difference?

[runs for cover]


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 9:50 pm
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Simon - Chipps was one of the "absent contributors" as he was away for the production of issue 52. The moaning was written by me (as stand-in co-editor with Sim) 🙂


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 11:01 pm
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my birth cert says born in todmorden the county of york, so defo not lancs as you may insist. although it is 41 years old !!!


 
Posted : 07/09/2009 11:39 pm
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wayhey i got my copy of singletrack just now so happy reading especially (Danny Mac ! Two words ::: 'BE INSPIRED'. 🙂 8)


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 10:07 am
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Tod has always been in Yorkshire

The historic county boundary between Yorkshire and Lancashire was marked by the River Calder which runs through the centre of the town. The historic border remains but the administrative border was altered by the Local Government Act 1888, whereby today all of Todmorden lies within West Yorkshire.

the only reason people put lancs on the address is because its postal sorting office is in Oldham (hence the OL14 post code) which is in greater Manchester

so those people who say Tod is in Lancashire have been wrong for the last 121 years but they have also been wrong since 1974 when Lancashire was partially divided and Greater Manchester was created.

my Birth cert also say in the county of york (internet hi-five to catnap)

oh and back on topic, why is my mag always 1 or 2 days later than everyone else's?


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 1:24 pm
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Lancashire sorting office, Yorkshire adress? Doh!


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 1:53 pm
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Todmorden is a geographical perineum.


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 2:01 pm
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Lancashire sorting office, Yorkshire adress? Doh!

things like that are not uncommon. there are a lot of the outlying villages around here in Sheffield that are in Derbyshire but have a Sheffield South Yorkshire post code.


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 2:17 pm
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I like the way the bickering excited The lady so much she forgot about the mag and was more interested in theSwede and Harry lusting advances.

Well i'm impressed!


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 2:22 pm
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I wasn't lusting. I just wanted to know what was written on the spine (of the mag, not the lady).


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 2:39 pm
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Although if there are any tattoos...


 
Posted : 08/09/2009 2:40 pm
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Hubba hubba.


 
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