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To alleviate hot feet last year I pierced lots of holes into my shoes with a soldering iron. This was ok but could still be improved on.

Simple solution is to cut the tongue out.

I know know how the Isley Brothers feel.

Following the shoe success I thought I'd improve my shorts of many holes by making big ones.

Once again a success. It's not the amount of holes it's the size that counts. They holes look a bit ragged which is'nt a problem as know I know it works I have another pair of shorts to attack. I shall heat a big bolt up and melt holes using that.


 
Posted : 22/06/2018 10:12 am
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http://www.wiggle.co.uk/shimano-sd5-sandals/

These are what you want


 
Posted : 22/06/2018 10:14 am
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Ruining, the word you're looking for is 'ruining'.

😉


 
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Give an Englishman a shed and there's nothing he can't achieve.


 
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Will keep an eye out on the classifieds for a pair of shorts with some minor wear and tear and holes soon...


 
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Appreciate you are 'upcycling' old kit, so not really an issue but you can buy kit that does all this and doesn't cost that much.


 
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I would back away slowly if approached by the OP, concerned he was infested with some form of MTB kit eating worm.


 
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Hobo chic?

You should piss in them for the full effect.


 
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You know those long zips on the side of your shorts?

The ones that aren't a pocket? Try opening the zip. 🙂


 
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I've improved the long zip as well by cutting the mesh out and also the pockets.

Less is more.


 
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ha. 🙂


 
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Where are you living these days zippy?


 
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Cardboard box?


 
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Hobo chic?


 
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For more effective and easier solution would be to not wear any shorts.


 
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For more effective and easier solution would be to not wear any shorts.

I've tried this and, as a result, the police say I can't pick up my children from school any more. 1/10, would not recommend.


 
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ed/66/87/ed6687a02f0aec226b164e104cea49b6.jpg


 
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I’ve tried this and, as a result, the police say I can’t pick up my children from school any more. 1/10, would not recommend.

I presume im ok to pick other peoples kids up though?


 
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It does look like you are wearing lycra underneath? You could jsut ditch the outer shorts??


 
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Where do you ride that you get that hot?


 
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Drillium for clothes... ooooookaaaaaayyyy


 
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I presume im ok to pick other peoples kids up though?

Not at this time of year - the season hasn't begun yet. Wait 4 weeks until the summer holidays begin and you'll have parents queuing up to offer you their kids...


 
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It does look like you are wearing lycra underneath? You could jsut ditch the outer shorts??

Because I'd look silly in lycra.


 
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Because I’d look silly in lycra.

.... and you don't look silly wearing shoes full of holes and shorts that appear moth eaten?


 
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Inventing is such a strong word...


 
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