[Closed] If mountain biking is the one true way...

Onanism

given many track riders compete on the road and none [ to my knowledge] in an other bike sport then, i would say, it is dark side

Mordor?

😈 Purgatory .. going round and round and round and round 😈

But then what about the Mountain Bike Track that was used for the Olympics... They just go round and round! MIND BLOWN! 😯

Em nope – here's how it works

[b]Road riding[/b] - the way of the Jedi
[b]Track riding[/b] - the way of the dizzy Jedi
[b]Fixie riding[/b] - the clone army before it went all dark side on unsuspecting Jedi butt
[b]BMX[/b]- the way of the Hutt (looks mean at first but ultimately doesn't achieve much)
[b]MTB[/b] - is what happens when Obi Wan becomes Old Ben Kenobe
[b]Downhill[/b] - defo dark side-aligned, but not in a super evil way. Maybe the equivalent of Peter Cushing in the Death Star
[b]Panniers and other abominations [/b] - Supremo dark side with mustard

Sorted.

Track is niche.

Road riding - the way of the Jedi
Track riding - the way of the dizzy Jedi
Fixie riding - the clone army before it went all dark side on unsuspecting Jedi butt
BMX - the way of the Hutt (looks mean at first but ultimately doesn't achieve much)
MTB - is what happens when Obi Wan becomes Old Ben Kenobe
Downhill - defo dark side-aligned, but not in a super evil way. Maybe the equivalent of Peter Cushing in the Death Star
Panniers - Supremo dark side with mustard

Tandem - Blake's 7

Flashy, nah tandem is the ultimate Sith:

For didn't Yoda say of the Sith:

[i]"Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice."[/i]

He did.

I checked it. It's in the Phantom Menace. So there.

Sith lords:

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Tandem-ers

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Valid point.

JarJar Binks rode a 29er ss, though. FACT.

Downhill - defo dark side-aligned, but not in a super evil way. Maybe the equivalent of Peter Cushing in the Death Star

I always thought of it as more Ewoks than dark-side.

Stoker can definitely make out the Death Star from where he's sitting, too:

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Ewoks = fatbikes. As any fule kno.

JarJar Binks rode a 29er ss, though. FACT.

True nuff, sah!

[i] Wesa got a grand wheelset. That's why you scummy 26ers is no liking us meesa thinks. [/i]

Recumbents?

Trikes??

And if we believe the hype, 650B = Princess Leia in *that* gold bikini.

Your recumbent is clearly Mr Scout Trooper:

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Roadies are tron.. All the rest is just stuff to do when you're not mountain biking