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... I'd be so mad this morning... driving to work this morning was held up by a cyclist not using the perfectly good cycle lane but instead blocking my way. He delayed me for a whole 2 seconds... I'm so MAD 👿
Well not really! What did piss me off though was getting down to my bike and finding it had a flat tire and I was already running late so thats why I ended up driving in the first place! Bah!
If I was Smee I'd build a rocketship called "Smee-Venturer" and fly to Mars.
This has real potential.
I'm SPARTICUS!!!!
If I was Smee.........
I'd reply to this thread with "I'm SPARTICUS"
i spread good vibes today by pointing an old couple into my parking space and then giving them my parking ticket which still had 2 hours left on it.
Then some skag heads in said car park spoiled the old couples day by washing their car with a bucket of piss and charging them £5 for it.
if you say so....