[Closed] HTN Land Monday night pub ride

yes.

Bump for the evening shift.

Is the vegan Voldemort going, or is he busy with the overthrow of Western Democracy?

I'm working, sadly - Sue might be there.

sack work off pete!

the vegan Voldemort

The Courgette of Darkness?

Dunno. He's inciting rebellion on Twitter too. I'll ask him.

xherbivorex - Member

sack work off pete!

I might just do that 😀

I'll see if I can swap a shift.

The Courgette of Darkness?

Dunno. He's inciting rebellion on Twitter too. I'll ask him.

Our very own Quorn of Hearts.

He's innocent you know.
I was going to chain myself to a kebab shop in protest.
Might do it anyway.

I was going to chain myself to a kebab shop in protest.
Might do it anyway.

You can chain yourself to the inside now though.

quorn's not vegan.
banhammer...

xherbivorex - Member

quorn's not vegan.
banhammer...

Bum.

How about the Taoiseach of Tofu?

yeah, that'll do.

it was dusty dry last week, and I got a free dose of the squits afterwards

assuming I'm disease free I'll be on for it

I blame your cheap Chinese lights.

I've got some of those cheap chinese lights.

You go for a ride, come home and you fancy another one half an hour later.

Sorry.
No, it's quite warm, I'll be alright with just me jumper..........

Looks like there's a few of us riding over from the bottom of the ram to join you tomorrow chaps. Can I pre-order a Chinese five spice, vegan quorn burger please?

If not, then it looks like I'll be chaining myself to a large donner with extra chilli sauce. Free the Chorley One!!! PARP!!!!!

looking like we're gonna have a decent evening for it gents.

Really wanted to get out tonight, unfortunately I had a disagreement with the a gravel landing and Gisburn yesterday. Suffice to say I came out worse off... 🙁

Should be a reasonable turn out. Please bring a change of clothes or something clean that you can sit on so we don’t filth up the pub. They are pretty good about us turning up in our biking kit but I don’t want to take the piss.

See you at 8:15.

*Packs ra-ra skirt and neon crop top in Camelbak*

Whatever floats your boat. I was just going to pack a spare jacket and sit on that.

You're just, like SOOOOOOOOOOO unadventurous. And with your legs too. Its a travesty, sister....

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Did he get that haircut by checking with a match if the grill was lit?

Right! What the hell's going on here. This was posted up 3 days ago, so God has had fair warning to scupper things. Yet... somehow... the sun is still out, and the wind has dropped

I'm deeply suspicious!

shut it!

Binners, Derekstarship (of this parish) won't be joining us tonight but has emailed me and said that if you actually turn up he will display his testicles on Bury New Road.

See you at 8:15.

The cheeky sod! Well he needs to spend the evening waxing and buffing instead then, ready for proudly displaying his cobblers to the appreciative populace of Bury

Well.... what can I say, only....

[b]SPLITTERS!!![/b]

Just me and Harry in the end. Absolutely perfect conditions for a cracking run around Hit The Northland, and a couple of scoops in the Church afterwards with the beardy environmentalists. Pity you locals couldn't stir yourselves to get out. Can you fill me in in what happened in Coronation Street? 😉

Anyway... all that needs to be decided is whereabouts on Bury New Road Derek Starship will be revealing his freshly waxed cobblers to the world. Derek - I've got the Bury Times and the Manchester Evening News waiting with baited breath to cover your eagerly anticipated 'Product Launch'

[b]SPLITTERS!!![/b]

i'll try harder to not get knocked off my road bike in future!
honestly, i'm annoyed i didn't come out though. combo of the accident plus it started to rain in south manchester at about 7 just dumped me in a foul mood so in the end i couldn't be arsed!

Well, that was ace.

Dry fast trails
Warm weather (rain for about 60 seconds)
Strava PBs set
Beers drunk
Pretty barmaid chatted to (by 2 balding oafs more than double her age)

Rusty - Splitter
EdH - Splitter
Xherbi - Splitter

😉

Same again next week (unless it is pissing it down)?

Fair play binners.

Glad the pair of you enjoyed it. I guess it's now time for you to enjoy my pair.

I will exhibit my obelisks outside Richer Sounds on Saturday at 11pm. You can sign them if you donate £5 to Vulcan to the Sky. 😉

Xherbi - Splitter

yeah, i know.

i'll turn up next week.

if i'm alive.

I shall call the press pack to proudly record the Starship cobblers unveiling on Saturday 😀

xherbivorex - hope you're back to full fitness next week. I can see this becoming a regular thang. We had a great night. A massive thumbs up for the new stuff at Phillip Park. Its great fun!

Was working - will try harder next time. 🙂

I will exhibit my obelisks outside Richer Sounds on Saturday at 11pm. You can sign them if you donate £5 to Vulcan to the Sky.

I'll alert the media.

Surely some sort of official unveiling is in order?
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Perhaps the Lady Mayoress again?