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Own them with some bombers.
Place bike thief in a large copper pot with a special lid that bolts around their neck like a collar, leaving only their head poking out.
Place copper pot & bike thief on top of large pile of primed tinder.
Bring forth all members of bike thief's family & ritually disembowel them, throwing their corpses onto the tinder.
When all are dead, light fire & slowly bring to the boil.
As he boils alive in agony the last things he will see are the dead faces of his family staring sightlessly at him in reproach.
Either that, or carefully flay him alive & nail his skin to his parents front door as a polite warning not to breed anymore anti-social scum.....
Register on this forum 🙂 which will subject them to ever lasting pish tripe 😉
surely that would fall under 'cruel & unusual punishment# though? 😆
Actually, talking about this at work today. A colleague had his bike stolen (Marin commuter type) & his brother who is a taxi driver saw it being ridden around by a teenage lad.
When caught & questioned the kid said he'd bought it, bu couldn't really say who from or where from. Colleague ended up buying the bike back off the kid! 😯
Personally i'd have been tempted to 'pay' him with a hammer blow to each kneecap - but that's just me.
I agree with edric 64 but do it using a blunt kitchen knife
Bombers
report to police claim on insurance leave it to the judical system to sort this out
EDIT: oh yes sorry should have got al totalitarian because they stole my things and I am a man BS on a forum. Own with wee bomb in their shoes or something
Some form of humiliation - Lycra, single speed, 29ers, that kind of thing
That's a bit strong, Rudedog??
How can somebody be called 'RudeDog'? 😕
does not in any way make sense....
pile them all up in Middlesbrough
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Bit unfair on Middlesbrough, no?
I've never bin there. Is it that bad?
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a heaft fine followed by fingers in a vice then one of those park tool frame holders in the back passage that will sort the mother bitches
I know someone who carried some thick plastic cable ties with him after he previously caught a mugger and ended up having to let him go as the 'mob' weren't taking to kindly to his citizen's arrest. His new plan was cable tie ing the scum to a lamp post and reporting his location to the police.
Lock 'em in solitary with only the complete works of Jeffrey Archer to while away the time.
Actually, come to think of it that's positively barbaric.