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or does he find you?
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You dont. He finds you. 😉
Say his name three times while facing a mirror. Don't look over your left shoulder and you might just catch a glimpse in your peripheral vision.
depends what you are trying to find me for 😀
If you look over your shoulder there's a chance you'll hear him shout 'looking' in your mind 😀
Close your eyes and use the Force.
Helps if your name is Luke too.
Get some yellow chalk, place a cross on the lamppost outside your house. An envelope with instruction will arrive in the next week. Change buses several times, carry anything important in a way that it can be easily discarded, Moscow Rules, trust no-one.
You must go the the Degeobah system
It sounds kinda complicated to be honest....
Open a bag of fresh Hasbean coffee
Every time you hit the deck trying to progress your riding, he's standing over you saying...
"If you pay me, I'll show you how to do it properly"
😉
"Every time you hit the deck trying to progress your riding, he's standing over you saying...
"If you pay me, I'll show you how to do it properly""
Thats what I was thinking 😀
Xiphon and cymro1. Eh??
Just poking a bit of fun at the usual answer to 99% of 'how can I learn to ride my bicycle better?' is : Get Jedi'd (instead of taking the time to work it out some more themselves)
😉
Another way would be to follow me next Wednesday... I can't wait!
Xiphon - clearly you don't know Jedi, if you did you would not be suggesting money as his motivation.
Just ride you Path. It may or may not lead to Jedi.
slainte 😉 rob