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Binners, I’ve found you. I assumed that you had entered as a privateer but you have registered as a team rider.
Will you be bringing a Winnebago, pit bitches and a hot tub?
Will you be bringing a Winnebago, pit bitches and a hot tub?
Team Fat Bastard will dispense with all that, but will be bringing the secret weapon. An inflatable Greggs, complete with bingo winged ladies, to dispense a constant stream of steak bakes, sausage rolls and jam donuts 😀
Awesome, a steak bake mid race should keep me going.
where do I sign up for team fat bastard?!! Or is there a sub team called team slow and fat bastard?
Seeing as my partner in crime from last year (this year) has smashed his ankle up and his bonkers Ti 69er fixie thing is hung up to rot...I'm out...
🙁
DrP
No excuse, Dr P.
There's a curry with your name on it.
If, for some unfathomable reason you don't turn up, could you just send us a breakfast pie instead?
Ta.
1000m of unbroken berms and jumps anyone?
My choice of bike just changed 🙂
Ah... but the rest of it is mud, gravel, grass, cobbles a bit of carrying and a watersplash.
"shuuders at Binners inflatable Bingo Wings"
Berms, are they Blue Rinse Perms in disguise? or have you gaught a keyboard cold??
Im the big guy on a small genesis core 10. First "race", "event", "slog" 😆 and really looking forward to it. Going to be a buzz.
Harry you don't happen to ride a hardtail cotic, ragley or something and ride with a women with a pink helmet?
No.
Black Spesh FSR, white Inbred SS or red Planet X cx.
The lady wears a blue and silver lid.
Usually seen out there between 10 and 12 on a Saturday morning.
Get you, will keep my eye out. Have they fixed the flood damage on the trails yet. Parts were sketchy last time I went up there?
The signs are up so they must have fixed it and it must be ready to use 😀
Flood damage is sorted. Signs are up. Some barriers are still there but you can get round them.