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Look what blew out of the bushes and into me in Saturday's windy weather...
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Keep?
No, I put it back into the bushes.
Was there a maiden inside?
I fort you were winding us up.
Stone me!
I bet you were motte expecting that. It's bailey credible!
Keep?
pah, such folly.
Ding dong, Eddybaby's dead !
oh, and well done for all the puns - chateau
Is that at the ramp-part of the trail?
I love these threads..
I wonder how long it will be before ra-puns'll stop rolling in
I hope you didn't get angry at it, the whole thing must have been rather emoative
Ooyah Bastion!
The Windsor really strong at the moment..
Did you swear a lot, when it hit you?
That'll be because you were struck down by turrets 😉
😀
Unbaileyvable
If it was Barbies castle I hope you didn't break it, cos if you did K(r)en 'll 'ate you for it.
Double post
K(r)en 'll 'ate you for it.
No. Just no...
Did you check if there was a damsel in distress inside?
Well that's the last time i attempt to im-port cullisture into one of your threads.
Wind must have been strong to Heve-r that into your path. Must have made you angry. Well done for not losing your Rag-lan and starting a War-wick.
I don't want to Leeds you astray, but maybe try to sell it on? Might be Kenil-worth a few quid.
If it was Barbies castle I hope you didn't break it, cos if you did K(r)en 'll 'ate you for it.
Barbican do it for herself, she doesn't need Ken. Have you seen the state of her murder hole?
Is the bike alright, or did you have to tower home?
I fortress thread was going to be about a chess game.
At least you weren't on a knight ride..
What did you trubuchet? I couldn't hear you above the wind.
The scale of the walls is not quite what I was expecting, but having one of them catapulted at you must've meant your nerves took a battering; ram a fortified wine down your throat and let it lubricate your senses like hot oil.
Someone should have shouted a warning. Forecastle!
Have I stumbled onto Pinkbike by mistake?
Never seen a Bothy Bag before?
Joust a quick bump.
Full contact chess, it will never catch on. Your King outfit is terrible!
Some of those COCK puns above are truly terrible TITS. I mean, "trebuchet"? A tenuous link to JIZZFLAKES castles and it doesn't sound anything TITS JIZZFLAKES like "say". BUMCANDLE!
Sorry, I have Turret's.
"So you want to be a record breaker"?
Sorry ,wrong Castle...