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Will there be a t-shirt (for Mrs S to ruin in the washer)?

I'm in if there is. Mincing downhill is the future.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 2:15 pm
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where are we all from?

From or stay?

Mussoorie, India and Dunblane, Scotland... 😊

Erm isn’t that what this forum is for?

No, we are the Bloming Ignorant & Gobby, Rubbish and Unfit Cyclists Kindness and Understanding Society.

That is BIG RUCKUS.

#splitter


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 2:17 pm
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@Sandwich I’m doodling logos as we speak, really should get back to work ha ha


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 2:19 pm
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Count me in. I'm definitely more Know Fear than No Fear and have a lack of skills to match.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 2:44 pm
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Right, well, this seems to have hit a chord with many.

where are we all from?

I'm in the Peak (Disley), after years in the Cotswolds. A perfect storm of

a) having not really mountain biked much for years
b) it's a lot harder up here than down there
c) I was crap before anyway,

means that's it currently a bit of a trial-by-fire.

Anyhoo, I'm going to head out after work if anyone fancies a short-notice RUCKUS-ride.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 2:53 pm
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Asking for a friend, is this an "all the gear no idea" group or are cheapskate people with no gear & still no idea still allowed to join?

"Dougie Lampkin ask yer dad" - more like ask yer son 😕


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 3:07 pm
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Erm isn’t that what this forum is for?

No way. There are some really good riders on the forum. I know at least 2 of the vile gits 😆


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 3:09 pm
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Am I allowed to bring my 26" 3x10 or will people laugh at my bike as well as my ineptitude ?


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 3:11 pm
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Asking for a friend, is this an “all the gear no idea” group or are cheapskate people with no gear & still no idea still allowed to join?

The main joining criteria is no idea, ownership or not of any or all of the gear is inconsequential.

Am I allowed to bring my 26″ 3×10 or will people laugh at my bike as well as my ineptitude ?

I won't be laughing, I'll be gasping in awe at the fact that you have one more cog on your cassette than me...


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 3:12 pm
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I’m going to head out after work if anyone fancies a short-notice RUCKUS-ride.

My legs are too tired from doing 5 miles offroad last night. Oh yes, 5 whole miles*.
Well, that and it would be about a 4 hour drive 😀

*Not that I ever measure these things, cos that would be a record of how crap I am. And who wants that!?


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 3:13 pm
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I ride today so that I can ride tomorrow.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 3:17 pm
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What I find amusing (well, I find it amusing [b]now[/b] - 15 years ago I'd have found it embarrassing and annoying) is how much better I was then.

I used to race XC at a pretty reasonable level, I've been MTBing in Spain, Utah, the Alps etc, I've done big days out...
If I tried any of those things now or anything more rad than a 4" kerb, I'd be broken into little pieces.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 3:25 pm
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All the gear and no idea here - this sounds perfect for me


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 3:28 pm
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I was watching a great vid the other day on just this subject. some 'normal' blokes entered the megavalanche and took the course slow, stopping at all the rocky drops, and riding the course int he way you'd expect your granny to ride it.
All in all, and i suppose this is the real point, that appeared to have a hell of a fun time and by the time they finished it looked like everyone had gone home and the bbq was finished.

Found vid 😀
Actually in watching it you can see that many of the riders are exactly the same, and ride it slowly with much stopping and a greater deal of bottling 😆


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 4:12 pm
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How about MUTHARUCKUS?


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 5:15 pm
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Gotta be one of the best videos for showing what the Mega is really like! Great stuff 🙂


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 5:24 pm
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My feelings for this are best expressed by Jasper carrot

"The meek shall inherit the Earth"

"Well if the meek want it they can have it. I just don't want any fuss"

Am i being sucked into joining a fearsome band of ex pros who will chew me up and leave me for dead

For better or worse we don't have grading like rock climbing. I'll turn up hoping to be pottering up V Diffs and it turns out everyone else meant lower E grades as they just aren't as good as they were


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 5:33 pm
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Well, if Crazy-legs is in, then perhaps I can be in. I have always had a 'healthy' attitude to risk... Like I don't like taking any. Can I join too please? 🙂


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 5:40 pm
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If this is a group for washed up and broken minor has-beens, almost-wases and general bumblers, then I'm in.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 5:46 pm
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I’ll turn up hoping to be pottering up V Diffs and it turns out everyone else meant lower E grades as they just aren’t as good as they were

The intention is very much that it's a V Diff kinda thing, maybe stretching up to HVS if we're feeling ballsy


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 5:50 pm
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Assuming you guys aren't the MTB equivalent of handicap bandits then please count me in. I'm ideally placed for NW/WY rides and hold a full house - crap, slow, unfit, old and budget compromised. Who wouldn't want to ride with me?


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 5:53 pm
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Crikey, I thought I was the only one on here who wasn't a riding god. 30-odd years and still fairly crap. Mind you, I've got an e-bike now ....


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 5:57 pm
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I believe I’m at the necessary skill level to be the treasurer or secretary of RUCKUS’ north lancs division. I’m in as long as I get a badge. Strava / guide book times get doubled in this house.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 6:08 pm
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Thank goodness there are others like me.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 6:35 pm
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On trails that I know I can sort of give the impression that I know what I'm doing, but put me on an unfamiliar trail and/or ground conditions I'm not used to and I can get brake clenching gut wrenching "I'll walk this bit" fear over any random obstacle. This is exacerbated by MrsP being far more confident/competent than me in such conditions and sailing on without a care. Do I qualify for a restricted membership?


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 6:44 pm
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I’m in!! I can finally share with pride the scars on the backs of my calves from where the pedals have caught me as I walk my bike down techy stuff!!


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 7:14 pm
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I’ll turn up hoping to be pottering up V Diffs

This may on the ambitious side for the putative club (certainly is for the Eastern Division).


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 7:31 pm
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I mean, firstly we need to sort out the cafe stop surely?


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 7:53 pm
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The intention is very much that it’s a V Diff kinda thing, maybe stretching up to HVS if we’re feeling ballsy

Not that long ago I taught my son to lead and certainly led a couple of VSs so feeling smug


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 8:06 pm
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I'm in. Wonky heart, not really bionic knee, glass wrists and scared to come off and break any of my working body parts. 51 yo grandad of three, I'm also bald.🤣

I'd actually thought several times of creating a local 'Bumbleurs' group relaxed rides, cake and coffee. As opposed to our only cycling club which is solely interested in TTs and group rides with a minimum age speed of 27kph.

Anyone coming to Shetland I'll happily do a short ride to a long cafe stop with you 😜


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 8:33 pm
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At the top of the first downhill on the first Ruckus ride.
"after you"
"no after you as your bound to be faster than me"
"honestly I am crap you go in front of me as I will only slow you down"

20 minutes later....
"are you sure because I'm really slow"
"not as slow as me"
Etc etc..

Count me in for Ruckus ride.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 8:38 pm
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I’m slow up the hill and evened slower down the other side.
Count me in if there is a Belfast branch!


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 8:38 pm
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Aye, I suppose RUCKUS would be the spiritual successor to the Pootle.

Ah this is ace to see, proud to see the pootle legacy continues!


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 9:58 pm
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I may finally have found my people! 🙏😂


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 10:02 pm
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I'd be up for a bit of a RUCKUS. East Lancs based and definitely lacking in skills.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 10:08 pm
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I feel safe and supported here, enough to say this - I fell off my bike in the garage today. Was trying to set the sag on my forks, my foot slipped off my toolbox and down I went without even going for a ride.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 10:11 pm
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I'm in if you will let me?

Moderately unfit, special talent absences in the areas of drops and jumping and mildly overbiked while remaining deeply passionate about bicycles and riding them in nice places. I managed to snakebite flat a roadbike while cycling on an almost perfectly flat tarmac path to the pub last Friday in full view of the local Porsche dealership by slightly cutting a corner.

Also only sporting a small, neat beard rather than full blown mountain man wedge.

😀


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 10:30 pm
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Finally - somewhere I can fit in.
Always been a bit shit - now very shit and out of practice with old shit bike kit too.

I do like cake though - it is one of the main food groups


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 10:45 pm
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I'd like to join, my pedigree stretches back to the mid 90s when I started the Free Mincing movement, which involved pointing the bike downhill and slowing to a gradual stop just before the first tree root and falling off the bike sideways.

I've got a bit quicker in the intervening years, but will always go through the same rigmarole when confronted by any new obstacle on a descent.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 10:51 pm
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I feel like crying. Finally a place I can call home. I’ve finally realised I don’t even warrant suspension so have bought a rigid bike. Used to be a hooligan and then kids, forty and recently double-barrelled long Covid happened. I feel chuffed if I check Strava and I’ve made the bottom ten on a section.

Not too far away from the OP too (Macclesfield) so when my bike is finally built count me in.


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 10:58 pm
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As people know from my SDW adventures I'm both very slow and very crashy.

I'm in.👍


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 11:10 pm
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On trails that I know I can sort of give the impression that I know what I’m doing, but put me on an unfamiliar trail and/or ground conditions I’m not used to and I can get brake clenching gut wrenching “I’ll walk this bit” fear over any random obstacle.

Could have written exactly the same thing!


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 11:17 pm
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Another one here too if allowed in?
Slow at both ups and downs, so unfit at the mo it's untue. Hardly ride the bike these days, shameful....

* I might only be after the exclusive T shirt btw 🙂


 
Posted : 28/04/2021 11:20 pm
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Many thanks to @IHN for starting this very gratifying thread. As someone who has been riding mountain bikes since the Fisher Hoo Koo e Koo I bought in 1987, but who has only ever left the ground when climbing over a stile, I feel as if I may finally have found my tribe...


 
Posted : 29/04/2021 1:04 pm
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I feel safe and supported here, enough to say this – I fell off my bike in the garage today. Was trying to set the sag on my forks, my foot slipped off my toolbox and down I went without even going for a ride.

U ok hun? xx

😉

Well, seeing as we're sharing, I went out last night. Did pretty well, for me, got up at least one climb I'd not done in a one-r before, rode a descent I'd not done before, then towards the end got to the top of another. There were a couple of fellas there on bikes already, having a chat and we all said hello as I approached. I glanced at the top of the descent, it looked a bit tasty (in RUCKUS terms anyway) and, well, I bottled it and rode on the other way.

Had the fellas not been there I'd probably have given it a go, but, well, I couldn't face the embarrassment...


 
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