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i think your dog is gonna eat mine
fall story here http://www.dog.co.il/dog7a.htm turns out their mates!? arrrhhh happy ending
never believe what the breeder tells you! mine said they don't drool/slobber much? lies all lies...
piha
love the leg warmers
are these dogs [i]dangerously[/i] out of control.. or just not under proper control..?
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Well if you can't beat 'em join 'em. I shall get myself one of these pooches i think
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Well if you can't beat 'em join 'em. I shall get myself one of these pooches i think
Ahhhhhh the inappropriately named Honey Badger, quite possibly the most fearless cute sounding furry animal of them all. Details here:
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i'd still bet my money on yunkis dog 😀
Ever since the day ma dug ate Auntie Bella
I've been wondering just what kind of dug I've got,
For it grew up awfy big and tawny yella,
Wi a great big hairy collar round its throat.
It was just a little pup the night I picked it up;
It was wandering in the dark near a place called Calder Park -
And when people see me coming they shout "Lion!"
But I've never told a lie in all ma life.
Ever since the day ma dug ate Auntie Bella,
Things have happened in a way you won't believe.
Can A clap your dug said one wee friendly fellow;
Noo he runs aboot wi naething up his sleeve.
And when I'm signin on the Broo there's niver any queue
The man says don't come doon, we'll send yer money roon...
And when people see me coming they shout "Lion!"
But I've never told a lie in all ma life.
Ever since ma dug had Auntie for its dinner
I've been taking money off these racing mugs;
Down at Shawfield track my Fido's aye the winner,
But the trouble is, they're running short o dugs.
And when the butcher for a bet gave a sheep heid tae ma pet,
He gave a strangled yell when it chewed his heid as well -
And when people see me coming they shout "Lion!",
But I've never told a lie in all ma life.
Now I've been to France and Spain and Portobello
I've been moved on by the polis many times;
And when it rains I carry my umbrello,
But I only mention that because it rhymes.
So if you think I'm telling lies, you're in for a surprise,
If you hear a terrible roar, there's nae use bolting for the door
Or climbing on a chair, jist git doon and say your prayers -
For I've never told a lie in all my life.
that's cracking Northwind.. 😀
it wouldn't grow much bigger than a mastiff.
he wasn't to far off with his guess
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past caring - you have been sold a pup - thats not a dog.
yeah i know that now. it was the clipperty clop that gave it away 😀
Really, I tried reading this shit but got so wound up by Richc. What a prick.
EDIT - I got to page 3.
sc-xc - Member
Really, I tried reading this shit but got so wound up by Richc. What a prick.
EDIT - I got to page 3.
it got better on this page. if you can't beat them post silly pics instead...
I saw 'dog' in the title and thought it wiser to jump straight to the last page and break out the hippopotamids..
thus rakishly avoiding the rapacious dog owners ranting rabidly in the face of TJs reasonable remonstrations..
Be careful or I'll set the hovercat upon thee.
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that dog is wearing a rather fetching jumper
Glad you liked it, had me lol'ing when I saw it!
that dog is wearing a rather fetching jumper
thats not a jumper, it's a tank top 😯 😳
Uh oh, the dog fashion police will be up in arms about that.
Look, this is perfectly clear, why can't you lot just get your thick heads around this one. According to the Law, a dog is considered to be 'out of control' when...
A) Worrying livestock
B) Considered to be a threat to society
C) Wearing a jumper
D) Wearing shades and skateboarding
Nowhere in the Law, or in the Kennel Club information sheet does it claim that a dog wearing a tank top has broken the law. You obviously cannot read and are retarded!
The case in Scotland is, however, significantly different. A dog wearing a tank top in Scotland is liable to be shot upon sight.
Nowhere in the Law, or in the Kennel Club information sheet does it claim that a dog wearing a tank top has broken the law. You obviously cannot read and are retarded!
The case in Scotland is, however, significantly different. A dog [s]wearing a tank top[/s] in Scotland is liable to be shot upon sight by TJ.