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£400!!
I will pay you actual money if you send one out to Sick!
Dont put enough postage on it though so they have to pay 50p to get it

FMP.- I think you will find the arm holes are at the bottom , by the big hole .Your welcome.

Edit..you would tell us if they have ordered one though, wouldn't you?


 
Posted : 08/04/2019 10:00 pm
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I ordered two, what shall I do if I prefer one colour to the other? Be a shame for it to go to waste...😈


 
Posted : 08/04/2019 11:08 pm
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Amazing effort Alex and minions 👍

If only Sick sold T's first then they would have half an idea of the logistics involved... oh


 
Posted : 09/04/2019 7:09 pm
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And people moan about this forum some times!?

Thanks for all the hard work Simon.... and minion!

Genuinely can't wait to get my 2 tees!

I ordered 2 different sizes. So one will fit in the Summer....and the bigger one will fit during my... erm....Winter hibernation/chocolate fest.😆


 
Posted : 09/04/2019 7:28 pm
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Outstanding work!

Hats off to the minion too 🙂

Si


 
Posted : 09/04/2019 11:36 pm
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I see Dan at No48 has one! That’s upped the fashion stakes in the village.

It has indeed 😉


 
Posted : 09/04/2019 11:44 pm
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👍🏼

But you still lose points for having a white front door.


 
Posted : 09/04/2019 11:50 pm
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I'm still holding out for run two! Would buy two so we're up to 3 tees out of 20!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 1:09 am
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Hmmm - I wonder if I could get on the back of the black reprints with some more orders.
dunno - they haven't got back to me about the lost tees yet!

I wonder if the best thing to do is just open the order page again and state that it's an indefinite delivery time and may only go ahead subject to a minimum order number. If, in the end, I have to refund a few orders, PayPal wont penalise me will they?


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:06 am
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Mr Postman has just delivered my T shirt
Thanks go out to you and the minions.
Good quality tee , with the standard annoying itchy scratchy washing instructions in the collar , but I can scapel them out .
Sunny Hampshire btw


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:08 am
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I ordered 2 different sizes. So one will fit in the Summer….and the bigger one will fit during my… erm….Winter hibernation/chocolate fest.

Good thinking!

I guess in theory we might have some in people's hands today. Assuming 2nd class can sometimes arrive in 2 days.

Edit:Oooh - crossed post. Good stuff!
Selfies need to be taken next to your bike with the forks turned upside down obvs


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:09 am
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Having just skim read this thread I'm in for a large, how do we order #lazybastid


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:26 am
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Wow! Only just seen the update and before I could read the replies the box landed on my doormat
🙂

Top effort and a good amount of money raised 🙂

Now if only there was a company out there that you could contact who might benefit for this fine example of concept through delivery including regular updates.......


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:40 am
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Wait, folk are getting what they ordered? This is not what I signed up for at all!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:42 am
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This thread (and @AlexSimon and all his hard work) are the perfect example of exactly why this forum - and the people thereon - is awesome. Can't wait to see mine in the flesh (though it's a birthday present for a riding buddy, so hopefully not TOO much flesh).

Top work sir, top work.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:48 am
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Wearing mine now. The Large comes up big against other large tees in the draw ( floordrobe)
sleeves to near elbow, hem down to the danglies . I am 5,11 and at winter weight so 76kg, drop 2kg through summer normally.
I was expecting a bike and all I got was this cracking tee shirt


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:49 am
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My Gnarpoon tishirt was delivered today.

Not going to lie, I am a bit disappointed, I was hoping for a 12 month wait 🙁


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 10:58 am
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Wait, folk are getting what they ordered? This is not what I signed up for at all!

Chill, a few have gone out to the fanbois that's all.  You'll not be seeing yours, apparently you are a timewasting **** (in the nicest possible way) 🙂


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 11:12 am
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Aw man. Mine arrived exactly as ordered. Does that make me a hipster fanboi 🙁 I want to jump on some sort of bandwagon but I need to know what to be offended about 😀


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 11:19 am
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Wait, folk are getting what they ordered? This is not what I signed up for at all!

Well to be honest, I am expecting an error as we were short of one XL blue and had a spare XL grey. However, we opened all the XL blue and grey packages and there was no error, so god knows what that means!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 11:33 am
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I hope you have your long letter already prepared, blaming all sorts of circumstances completely out of you control. Maybe it was global warming?


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 11:51 am
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Having just skim read this thread I’m in for a large, how do we order #lazybastid

You can't at the moment. I'm considering options for a second run.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 12:49 pm
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DanW

Aw man. Mine arrived exactly as ordered. Does that make me a hipster fanboi 🙁 I want to jump on some sort of bandwagon but I need to know what to be offended about 😀


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 1:18 pm
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1 of mine arrived this morning. The other one, for a mate, is one that's at the printers. So 50% Sickcess rate.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 1:19 pm
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My t-shirt has arrived. AlexSimon is rad. All you haters moaning about not receiving your t-shirts yet don't deserve them. Bet you all post on STW and don't even ride bikes. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to wear my t-shirt and take photos of me doing rad things in it and post them to Instagram and give abuse to anyone who says bad things about AlexSimon on the internet. I am his subject now.

(As if this needs a...

😀 )


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 2:14 pm
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Excellent work sir, and thank you. Mine landed today. Good wedge of $$$ for a good cause too.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 2:31 pm
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Got mine too! Took a few selfies for my Insta now I need to return it...

No chance. It's a cracking T, better quality than I was expecting too. Thanks AlexSimon for doing all this and donating some of the cash. Top work. I'll be wearing mine at GT next week.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 2:36 pm
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Mine arrived too. #fanboi

Thanks Alex and Minion for all the work.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 2:40 pm
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Mines arrived- spot on!
There was demand for some of the other designs.. why not add them to the shop and see how many people go for it with the same caveat as the re-order number.

Disappointing at the amount of tape used. There was enough there to turn a wheel tubeless 😉


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 2:47 pm
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Mine arrived today...in rural N Wales.

Its fab, thank you very much.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 3:21 pm
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No free haribo 🙁


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 3:22 pm
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#fanboi


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 3:40 pm
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No free haribo 🙁

No, but the free Mint Sauce Key Ring was a nice touch though, no?


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:07 pm
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Mines arrived 😁😁


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:16 pm
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No, but the free Mint Sauce Key Ring was a nice touch though, no?

Mine didn’t arrive in the packaging. Can you lend me one?


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:18 pm
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Got mine... .Lovely 🙂 Glad i never went XL though, could arguably have gone for an M.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:21 pm
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Mine have arrived.  Ontime, correct sizes and correct colours, Im outraged at the efficiency of it all!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:41 pm
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Interesting - in the past people have reported the Gildan sizes to be spot-on. One of the reasons I went with them.
It's possible I'll have some black M and S sizes left over (due to the size mix up at the printers), but I'm not going to offer them until everyone who ordered has been sorted.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:41 pm
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My 2 arrived today! Not tried them on yet as I want to complain about sizing in a long and exhaustive thread later today.😉

Thanks Alex and Minions.👍

You guys should start a bike company I reckon!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:47 pm
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If we can do t-shirts, then bikes are a no-brainer right?


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 4:49 pm
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Mine came this morning.
Thank you.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 5:05 pm
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Mines not arrived yet, I’m hoping it will be at least a month late, the wrong colour and a completely different t-shirt to the one i ordered.


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 5:15 pm
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Mine arrived today as well cheers Alex, I had sent it to my wife’s work so she opened it. I got a text saying “have you ordered a gnarpoon T-shirt? I don’t get it, what’s a gnarpoon?”
Should be fun trying to explain later!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 5:52 pm
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Mine has arrived. Looks great, cheers!


 
Posted : 10/04/2019 6:00 pm
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That's mine arrived. Love it. Shall wear it with pride down that there Golfie tomorrow.

Brilliant work. Love seeing money going to the mountain rescue. They never get enough support in my eyes.


 
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