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It's a shame that, despite the efforts of the people involved, there will always be (vocal) people who like to moan/complain. What is the basis of the "individual's" complaint?

The mountain biking trails at Gisburn are a great facility and I've really enjoyed riding there when I've been. I think they have a positive impact on the area. It's just a shame that I don't live a bit nearer.

I know that people are all different and have different abilities and attitudes, but the point about people riding around the "qualifier" is a good one. I had to think hard to remember what it actually was, but if somebody can't ride that, then they should really think twice about riding down the gully.

Likewise, "The staircase" on Home-Baked didn't particularly stick in my memory (I've just found it on Youtube) although I do enjoy that section, but more for the turns.


 
Posted : 30/05/2012 9:43 pm
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Just read and commented on it, that mjvende is a bit of an idiot and has wound me up no end! Cock, anyone would think he was being a troll!

Having never encountered him before that was what I thought too... A little research reveals he was 100% serious. Part of me thinks the UK needs their own MJVande, there's nothing for an argument like bat-shit insane, foaming at the mouth, lunatic rabid opposition.


 
Posted : 30/05/2012 9:48 pm
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Hi Mike,

Mark Alker here. Publisher at Singletrack mountain bike magazine. Gisburn Forest is reasonably local to us here in West Yorkshire. I've ridden there pretty much all my life having grown up in the area. Our address here is Lockside Mill in Todmorden. Our phone number is 01706 813344. Give me a call if you like.

Is that wise.........


 
Posted : 30/05/2012 10:05 pm
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I ride gisburn all the time and think it's great. Far more chance of hurting yourself on many of the natural, unmaintained trails round here (Mastiles Lane anyone?). If you ride above you're ability you're going to hurt yourself where ever you are. Same can be said for pretty much any other active sport.


 
Posted : 31/05/2012 10:31 am
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All you need to know about MJV (sorry for the cached link, the original website seems to be down):

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:zBd6M0lvaIIJ:www.chapmancentral.co.uk/wiki/Mike_Vandeman&hl=en&client=firefox-a&gl=uk&prmd=imvns&strip=1

And the MJV FAQ:

http://evergreenmtb.org/php/show_page.php?page_id=32


 
Posted : 31/05/2012 10:49 am
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My current favourite is the guy who claims to have taken public liability insurance for his entire family, just in case...

Where do you even get that?

Got home/house insurance? It's usualy included.

Air ambulance costs pretty much the same if its flying as if its not. It's the cost of having it all which is big. Often they will send it if it is beneficial and there is nothing more pressing for which it is needed. It may not be essential.

I'm sure I saw a 'fact' somewhere that said it cost £400 to keep a private helicopter in the air for an hour (it was some rich guy in cheshire flying to medowhall justifying that his working time was billed at >£400/hour so it was actualy cheeper than driving and getting stuck in trafic), so I'd imagine one of those big ambulance/coastguard helicopters is a bit more, plus the cost of pilots and doctors permenantly on standby has to be divided by the number of flights?


 
Posted : 31/05/2012 10:59 am
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there are now 97 comments on this story on the news site 😀


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 1:05 pm
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Does seem Mike has gone away though... that's a shame. It will leave a gap in my life 😀 . But also pleasing, is there a prize we can claim for having worn him down?


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 2:07 pm
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He is probably over the atlantic as we speak, he will be hiding in Gisburn forest with a handsaw just waiting for the next mountain biker 😀


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 2:25 pm
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topeffort very funny
He is a proper mentalist QED yah liars

here i have some proof
www. junkard stw says he is wrong on his webapge.com
😀


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 2:49 pm
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UnkleH, as was said on the site, your posts have made my day! I think I might love you too.


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 3:07 pm
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Awwwww. I confess I was rather delighted to discover the existence Mike. I did a lot of research and I feel now like I've known him all my life. Mainly cos he has been pasting the same body of text for at least 6 years... probably more...

One of the favourite responces I found was to this one from 2010, sent unsolicited to a B&B in Canada.

http://www.lynnvalleybedandbreakfast.com/blog/86-this-arrived-today-and-my-reply/

#hugs

Unk.


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 3:50 pm
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We are sorry to hear of your alleged recent arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, hitting a mountain biker with a handsaw was a little extreme, perhaps you should have used something with less teeth, like a raccoon or a bear - something animate at least.

that is utter class that reply

You would think he was bored by now as it is all cut and paste and he obviously takes the time to reply when people respond.


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 3:56 pm
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You would think he was bored by now as it is all cut and paste and he obviously takes the time to reply when people respond.

The guy must be 70 by now - can imagine him sitting there at his computer, foaming and frothing at the mouth as he googles for any MTB related story and then Ctrl - V his response.

Happy that he's put the world to rights he'll then wander off to his Wal-mart ready meal for one, maybe watch some TV then fall asleep alone, dreaming of a world without mountain bikers.

He's popped up on here once or twice before as well in the pre-hack days but congratulations to everyone on that newspaper comments page - that's a masterclass in how to divert it from being a predictable rant from local nimbys about road tax and insurance (road tax - on an off-road trail??) and turn it into something that was genuinely funny.


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 4:06 pm
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BTW, anyone who thinks Michael J Vanderman is an amusingly eccentric chap rather than a hate filled nutjob might want to read the running list of MTB accidents, incidents and fatalities he posts on usenet here:

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/ca.environment

He also comments on each of them so for Alex Kaiser's tragic death (which obviously was at an MTB event but not actually to do with riding), he notes "Evolution in action".

I saw Mark Alker reach out to him on the Gisburn article but I think the best thing is to let him fester rather than give him any room to air his views.


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 4:20 pm
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https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/ca.environment

wow... yeah that's like when they find the hidden room in the serial killer's house and there's just photos and book with strands of hair in it...

He really is an unpleasant man. And alone it seems. No supporting posts.


 
Posted : 04/06/2012 5:58 pm
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Stumpjon, are there any plans to make the qualifier on the Gully less avoidable and a bit more gnarly? e.g. by careful placement of large rocks on either side to stop people riding around it. It may stop absolute novices riding down and injuring themselves. The qualifier at Dalbeatie works well, but something on that scale is probably a bit of overkill as I've seen plenty of experienced riders giving that a wide berth.


 
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