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Posted : 10/12/2011 4:01 pm
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Posted : 10/12/2011 4:08 pm
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LOL. So True.


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 4:26 pm
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+1


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 4:34 pm
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๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 4:45 pm
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Posted : 10/12/2011 5:05 pm
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Did Head For The Hills make that?


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 5:11 pm
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Too true.


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 5:20 pm
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probably the bloke from Nirvana


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 5:20 pm
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probably the bloke from Nirvana

unlikely. that bit at the end was too true!


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 5:23 pm
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lol, genius

forgot to mention the CCDB's and Bos Deville's - needed for shredding the hills though


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 5:47 pm
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Lolz.


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 6:01 pm
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Brilliant, very true


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 6:05 pm
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Amused myself whilst making it. Wasn't Head for the Hills. I'm one of the regular Nirvana Sunday riders so taking the gentle piss out of Simon at the end is no problem (I think!)


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 6:08 pm
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Fantastic ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 6:16 pm
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Very good ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 6:21 pm
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dunno if it's true, but it is funny

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Posted : 10/12/2011 6:33 pm
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That was very, very funny.


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 7:10 pm
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Can someone post a description? Youtube is firewalled at work ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 7:29 pm
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**** the lot of you.

All you cok sukers mincing over rocks in the peak thinking that because it's 'rock' that makes you a real mountain biker?

Well here's a reality check. You're all pussies. I've seen you in the peak pussying down The Beast thinking you're hard. You're not. You're just insecure because you're bikes are shite and you've got an inferiority complex.

I will take you on a ride in the surrey hills with riders who will wipe the floor with you on any terrain you like.


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 8:56 pm
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THAT is brilliant!


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 8:57 pm
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Need a hug Greg?


 
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Arrggh!


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 9:19 pm
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Go on then..... ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 9:20 pm
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I'm sure people would find it equally funny if someone made one about Peaks riders. When you next up here? You can take out another tree ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 9:26 pm
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When you next up here

You know i was due to come up the begining of september but something else came up! I'm fixed now so would love to get up soon. I was thinking of trying to be there for NBT's marple pootle.

That tree never knew what it it!


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 9:32 pm
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My mate crashed into it's new branch the other week. Do it, might even get some snow this time. Any idea what that is? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 9:38 pm
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It pretty much is valid for all middle class mtbers - apparently more in the Surrey Hills than elsewhere...also to those middle class roadies with their Pinarellos and Colnagos.


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 9:42 pm
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nice outburst geetee! admire your style


 
Posted : 10/12/2011 10:56 pm
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Well done Gavin - many a true word spoken in gest!


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 1:14 am
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๐Ÿ˜† is that woman available for guiding?


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 1:21 am
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Love it. Was it easy to make?


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 1:32 am
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I can't stop laughing! but the cheese straws are good...


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 2:05 am
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sorry to who ever these guys are but it kind of proves the point


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 2:27 am
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...nail on the head! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 2:28 am
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I miss the Surrey Hills......sadly better than the Peaks. I will never ever go on a shop ride and if I was too Nirvanas would be the last ones.


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 8:06 am
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Ps the Beast shouldn't be called the Beast. STW mag? Once said it had pram sized boulders ๐Ÿ˜† what toy prams? It should be called 'wide doubletrack rocky bridleway' or something inoffensive like 'Ralph'


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 8:29 am
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I had a cheese straw once.
It repeated on me all the way round BKB each of the 22 times!
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Posted : 11/12/2011 9:12 am
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[i]sorry to who ever these guys are but it kind of proves the point[/i]

Odd...all I saw in your linked vid was a group of average blokes on average bikes having a laugh on Wolverns/Beggars Lane/Summer Lightening. ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 9:17 am
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The slow motion "jumps" were a bit much though. But the riding looked quite fun actually.


 
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Brilliant!. Sums up a good percentage of STW members as well ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 12:23 pm
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I think it's disgusting that people with disposable income should buy expensive bikes and then have the temerity to enjoy riding them - Outrageous. You should have to pass a test and only be allowed to ride a decent bike if you can prove that a bunch of pretentious dickheads deem you worthy.


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 12:40 pm
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joolsburger....i think the point is that MTBing has virtually disappeared up its own arse due to the cost and the fact that there is an available (and gullible) customer base with a good disposable income who change bikes on a regular basis and keep prices artificially high.

We're talking about cycling for christ's sake.....it should be a cheap past-time available to all....the money that some (most?) on here spend it would be cheaper to get into Moto-Cross!

I recently returned to MTBing and was told in the LBS that ยฃ600 would get me a good entry level bike....i nearly fell over, i'm 34 and could thankfully afford it but how many kids that would like to own a modern nice bike cant because that kind of money is ridiculous?
We have a forum that spouts off about 2k being the minimum people should spend on their first full susser....ยฃ2,000?....have we all gone mental?....its only recently i bought a car for slightly more than that.

These bike are mostly aluminium tubes welded together and then adorned with forks, brakes, wheels and gears that are mass produced for a fraction of the retail price....bonkers, its why i hope firms like Canyon with their direct to customer model take off in a big way and show the industry up for the scam it is.


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 12:53 pm
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We're talking about cycling for christ's sake.....it should be a cheap past-time available to all...

Says who? Don't want to spend much on biking? Then don't. Doesn't mean that riders who choose to spend more than you deserve this smug derision.


 
Posted : 11/12/2011 1:56 pm
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I only ride SH during the week to avoid the crowds. I know this is a send up (and a funny one) but never realised that I was the only person riding the trails on a old ยฃ600 Trek alum hardtail. Obviously cant show up at the weekend without a new bike, it would be like riding a penny farthing!!

I was coughing on the keyboard when someone mentioned an ยฃ8k V10 bike for flytipper and then not being able to ride back up the road???????


 
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