at 2 am on thursday thieves attempted to steal my bikes from the shed but found it was alarmed with a 130 decibel and strobe light system and the bikes were also secured well, however they did manage to cause a fair bit of damage to the entrance gate and the shed door fortunatley all is repairable (at some cost though)and they've shown me what the weak points are so all is being redesigned to make it even harder for the next time they try, naturally i'm pissed at the scum bastards but feel pleased that this time they failed. just thought i'd share this with the good people of singletrack world.
can you add a motion-activated camera so next time it all kicks off with the lights and the noise we can see the reaction? 🙂
make it even harder for the next time they try
Safe bet that they will try again. Perhaps consider keeping the bikes inside for a few weeks, or sleep inside the shed with a gun. Or both.
Did they make off with all your punctuation too?
yeah sorry about the grammar never was much good with that sort of thing, i can imagine the look on their faces when they got that surprise, by the way they tied a piece of rope to my front door and railings to prevent me from getting out to catch them!.
they tied a piece of rope to my front door and railings to prevent me from getting out to catch them!.
That's very interesting for bike thieves. Almost as if they're involving into higher intelligence life forms.
theflatboy +1
druidh -1
neighbours probably thaught there was a rave going on
I'm pretty sure some kind of tripwire-activated pepper spray/taser combo is called for here. Think "Home Alone" but with less Macauley Culkin and more flaming aerosols.
EDIT: Oh, and wire your doorhandle up to the mains.
Well done foiling the theiving *****! I could only be happier if they had injured themselves in the process. Wish I'd taken as many precautions as you before I lost the wheels and saddle from my bike earlier this week.
Adrian
the police were not amused to find me standing there with a rounders bat in my hand and even less amused when they looked through my open front door to see the axe all i could say was catch them before i do.
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Does TJ not go on about some legal explsive device for this situation?
Exploding bag of sh1t would do the job? Think Spud from Trainspotting and his dirty sheet tug of war. 🙂
i tell you it's good to see that i'm not alone in feeling agression towards these lowlife scumsuckers.
cynic-al - MemberDoes TJ not go on about some legal explsive device for this situation?
I have one on my landrover!
Ideal for sheds etc
Realman - effin brilliant!!! 😉
However i think one of the riot control mines that is filled with plastic balls will be more effective, just like the one on dirty sanchez!!! 😆
druidh - MemberDid they make off with all your punctuation too?
Sometimes you really are a dick!
Thats teh thing RNP- shotgun mines. You can get paint mines as well. Might go well filled with dogshite