[Closed] Female runner assaults, niche cyclist (or vice versa) Bibury

So - who was doing the filming?

He's not your stereotypical lycra lout, is he?

I wonder what preceeded it and what was said during.

did she get out of a car to do it and was filmed by the dirver?

of course she did not give the right details she assaulted someone for no real reason
he was pretty restrained IMHO.
mentalists everywhere saddly but in this case i cannot help

Bizarre.

How do you 'seize' Youtube footage?

so she called the police to tell them that she'd just tried to assault someone and had failed?

Nice arse - hers not his

and apparently: a complete arse (also her, not him)

someone call crimestoppers on her

http://www.gloucestershire.police.uk/Latest%20News/Press%20Releases/2012/May/item32119.html

ps, valves and tyre writing not lining up...

Presumably filmed through the windscreen of the vehicle that had been following him for the past couple of miles...

this is nt real is it

Guessing she was in the car which was slowed up by the old chap riding down the lane so she got out to take a swing then stuck the footage up on youtube for people to laugh at. I'm assuming once the police identify her she'll have some explaining to do.

There are some odd people in life. 😕

What a weird incident, doesn't quite look real somehow.

On this day a woman called Gloucestershire Police to report that she had been assaulted by a cyclist who had been holding up traffic.

(assuming that was the full extent of the incident)

Wow - she was obviously late for her ninjabitch gym session

and I bet the bloke on bike had been deliberately occupying the centre of the road for some time

crotchrocket
Nice arse

This is you, isn't it 🙂

my browser has provided me with a very apt abbreviation of this thread in the tab bar:

"Female runner ass"

Dave

That poor, poor lady. She is obviously suffering from an advanced case of Ninja-itis, whereby victims dress in black and appear out of nowhere to attack old men.

WTF

Surely they've forget to add in the bit where the Benny Hill music starts playing and they chase each other around the road

I'd tap that... I like em feisty. Shame he didn't succeed with his clumsy attempt to unleash the pups.

if it was a car following him why didnt he just pull over to let it past? seemed like a quiet road and he wasnt getting anywhere quickly. all it needs is a bit of give and take innit.

Is she, Women in Black, a new super hero villan, who prays on cyclist I wonder?

I don't get why this was being filmed. Did I miss something?

MrSynthpop - Member
Guessing she was in the car which was slowed up by the old chap riding down the lane so she got out to take a swing then stuck the footage up on youtube for people to laugh at. I'm assuming once the police identify her she'll have some explaining to do.

Hmm cyclist assaulted by super fit ninja assassin with a nice ass.
Why does this never happen to me............?

richmtb, your right , it should have Benny Hill music, or wonder woman

...is that Flashy, I imagine it to be Flashy. Those A&A threads always did cause trouble!

So why call the police to report it and give false details? It all seems a bit weird.

Probably shitting pants and attempting some form of damage limitation - police report shows interesting bias by saying "holding up traffic"

I suggest driver has annoyed cyclist somehow, cyclist sees fit to block road in retaliation, passenger gets out to move him.

Does look like the start of porn movie though. (not that I watch them of course)

There's been something.. he or she has done this or that, then theres been a over reaction to the power of ten, followed by a over reaction to that to the power of ten.
it happens every day.
We all have a equal right to act like a cock, unfortunately it normally just promotes the same reaction in someone else.

Whippersnapper - Me? In those welllies? They're not Le Chameau, you know....

😉

It's Stoner.

Its Emma Peel off the old Avengers

"police report shows interesting bias by saying "holding up traffic"

Ahh if that was only an offense:-) Snipers ready:-)

What bias an offence or holding up traffic?

Kinda works OK...Benny Hill might be better...

That looks remarkably like my wife....hmmmm...

your wife wears green wellies and rides a bike in the middle of the road?

It's staged isn't it?

I believe I know who it is actually, I saw her just the other day.

Her name is Natasha Romanoff, aka [url=

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And I think the cyclist is this guy, saw him the other day as well

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I guess she was a solo runner and was unconnected to the car. Why else would she phone the police claiming assault if she knew camera footage existing showing the opposite. She probably got home, bricked it and decided to get "her side" of the story to the police first.

I reckon she got out of the following car (she did come from the left?)

Old guy riding bike on quiet country lane, maybe a bit deaf, maybe its a quiet car, whatever. She hops out of the car, while driver films her "hilarious" attack. He says he's going to call the police, he's got the number plate etc, she calls up saying she's been assaulted to discredit him. Video posted to youtube as the internet is annonymous and no one will ever find out etc her close circle of friends etc.

Stuff like this never happens on my rides. How come I'm never pursued by black catsuit clad ladies.

She does look a proper looper though.

well following the law of two's fit/single/sane that means she might be up for a date if you find her.