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A 2-wheeled implement for catching gnarwhals
It's poon over the age of 45 I think. So I'm told.
160+mm and coil shock.
It's that class of bike that mandates the rider ignore all other mountain bikers and never to acknowledge their hellos.
Sick geo, brah
Goggles.
Was just reading this morning about the gradual derivation of "apron" and "uncle" from the original "napron" and "nuncle" in older English.
Gnarpoon, similarly, is what sailors use to catch a hwale - a gnarpoon, which became an 'arpoon.
It's the biggest steed in the quiver on the back of a T5
It’s poon over the age of 45 I think. So I’m told.
Granpoon? Nice one 👏🏻
A shred sled only pointier?
A bike that slices through the gnar like a hot knife through whale fat
Thanks! "Hwale" is the perfect name for my next frame 🙂
Only loam rangers, sporting a loam boner can ride a gnarpoon.
They harness the gnarness on them. The trails act as bait to those who plunder the chunder.
160+mm and coil shock.
Isn't that a mincetank*?
*I believe Northwind coined this phrase BITD.
Top work people.
Gnarpoon is usually a result of lack of sufficient fibre in the diet.
Full on grizzly poon tang
*he didn't
*Who did?
*Bryan Adams
Bryan Adams is Canadian
Mmmm Canadians aren't known for mincing
and as far as I can tell don't have many tanks.
Any evidence to dis prove this please nobeer?😉
Mibbe Ryan Adams?
Easy mistake apparently....
Well, that's cleared that up for me! 😁
weeksy
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160+mm and coil shock.
Ribbed for her pleasure?
Sure it means if you have one you are cool, if you don't know what one is then you are a wannabe
So who did GW?
This is the Sick Bicycles Gnarpoon. 180/170mm 29er. Dual crown. Your choice or steel or aluminium for the frame.
If you wanna know more, look here: https://sickbicycle.co/products/gnarpoon
If you wanna know more, look here:
https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/my-sick-experance/
FTFY.
Mince tank... That's brilliant!
Made me spit my brew out all over myself though. Doh!
A walking accessory often seen being pushed uphill by ramblers camouflaged in mtb gear?
camouflaged in mtb gear
GnarPyjamas
as ever not sure what it is* but pretty sure they aren't for riding gnarmac - I briefly though about gnardrops but got worried about people dropping the GnarPyjamas (gnarpys)
*I did know they come as part of a quiver and I'm glad we got reminded of that
a gnarley bike.
GnarPyjamas
Pyjgnarmas surely?
Do your Pyjgnarmas have to be in a matching colorway to your mincetank
Is it the noise you make when you have 2 fingers shoved up your arse?
GnarPyjamas
Gnarjamas surely.
Only worn while hashtagging on intsa.
Gnarpoon - the only device that can surf the brown pow?
Gnarpoon – the only device that can surf the brown pow?
From the Urban Dictionary:
A brown pow is when you are having intercourse with a woman doggy-style, and pull out just before you climax, only to enter her anally and complete the climax. You may have to hold on tight, because she will not be prepared for it.
We were doing it hard, and right at the end I felt inspired and pulled a brown pow.
So as a previous poster suggested linked back to the "2 finger up my bum" post......
@NW/Stu
"mincetank" was being used by the Scottish/Carlisle riders that frequented fozzy/mc's ukmtb forum way before it ever filtered over here..
Mainly referring to less than gnar folk's overbuilt 6" travel bikes (think OG Spesh Enduro SXs and the like) so what would that be? 2005? (sounds about right as that's also around when I moved back this way).
Honestly can't actually remember which of us first used it. Might well have been that horrid sexist GW bloke. Thank god he's gone
#DrugkzRbaaahd
some crossed wires methinks, twas Northy that coined Gnarpoon on here.
Gnarpoon is a big, slack warrior of a bike.
A mince tanker has drop bars, and is more at home on crushed stone. Generally ridden by folks who need a fire road width to stay upright. 😊
...and this sort of chinese whisper based folklore is exactly why exotic delicacies such as salt and sauce or soap never made the journey West
😂
I like to think that the superfluous G means it should be pronounced "nyarpoon"! I might be pissed though so I could be very, very wrong.
Weaponised recreational tool for grizzly hipsters.