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Will it have a positive or negative effect?
Positive..for a little while!
until it brings on a big steaming shit
insulated espressobak, then!
Isn't this what il diablo used to do??/
A "3 cup" stove top coffee before my 12 mile ride to work does me the world of good.
I am ready for a good tom tit when I arrive at work. Nothing better than sitting on the throne in works time.
Quite like a mid ride coffee as well.
Double espresso and a fat coke, ride it like ya stole it...
until it brings on a big steaming shit
๐ exactly. I can't have morning coffee unless I know I have easy access to a toilet at any point in the next hour or so. Horrible.
I like a nice cup of Earl Grey and a bourbon biscuit...
I often use it to induce the shit. If the shit comes of its own accord I have a cup of tea.
Nth America have a fantastic Monster Energy flavour - 'Monster Java', it's like rocket fuel, turns mere mortals into DH gods ๐
Coffee makes you poo? never heard of that before guys... I'm an avid coffee drinker too! Can anyone explain how, please?
@Cruzheckler: thanks mate. Doesn't make me go but them I am a raging heroin user so that gives me constipation, probably evening things out.
yup makes me have a good 'clear out' before a ride,cheapest way to lose a lb or two.......
positive. or why not just try it, it's not illegal! it's ****in coffee!
positive. or why not just try it, it's not illegal! it's ****in coffee!
edit: soz, got the jitters.
These days makes me feel like I'm going to have a heart attack on the 1st climb.
Sometimes have a caffine tablet before I set off on a early morning ride. Wakes me up no end but my riding buddies get a bit sick of my consistent gibbering. They have accused me of being on whizz before now ๐ณ . Left that crap back in my raving days ๐
Jitters and heart palpitating might be the downsides... enjoy!