[Closed] Does anyone else get a boner when riding their road bike?

As billy connolly says... 'Never waste a hard on!'

Used to get that on bad car seats when I was a teenager, have shift around and compose yourself for a bit before you get out.

That's called Convoy Cock, a well-known phenomenon amongst fit young lads who have to ride long distances in military trucks with bouncy suspension, according to my ex-Army brother.

I've not commented on this thread thinking it would deteriorate very quickly into a "mines bigger than yours" thread, but it hasn't. I am amazed.

Yes, as it happens I have encountered the problem. Long road rides for me which contain more a TT position on the bike for flat long sections. Get a bit of a twinge then if I don't move around I get one. Invariably it goes within a few hundred meters if I shift my weight, but I know when it's about to start now so move before it happens.

I just does happen, nothing to be worried nor poncy about it.