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I was doing a ten mile loop home from work today,.
Going up a country lane and heard a car coming up behind me, so pulled in to a "pull in bit" and promptly got some ketchup or something flicked at me.
Great, thanks for that " you w#nkers",
Stopped cleaned myself up a bit and carried on.
Theres a car prk at the top of the lane across the road I thought they may have stopped there so took a look, No,cleaned myself a bit more,aand heres the kicker,

they drove past from behind again a threw somthing else,.

I think I made somones day......


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:03 pm
 will
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Not cool man, at all!


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:10 pm
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sorry - was me - aiming at will


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:12 pm
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I once got a Macdonalds milkshake cup thrown at me from a passing car. People look at you funny when youve got sticky white liquid all down the front of your baggies


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:16 pm
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sorry - was me - aiming at will

That did actually make me laugh.


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:18 pm
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I had that happen once, a near-full can of coke. It just missed me, thank God. ****ing dangerous.

Being the cantankerous, vengeful little sod that I am, I picked it up, and went after the van from whence it came. Pulled up level with it, at the lights. 2 proper ****s sitting there, laughing at me. Sneering at me, with a 'wtf are you going to do about it' sort of attitude.

So I lobbed it, full pelt, through the open window, at the nasty bastard that had thought it was funny to throw it at me.

I was off on the bike, accelerating as fast as possible, down the alleyway leading off the road, before it had even connected. The cry of pain I heard, told me my aim had been spot on. I didn't hang about to admire my handiwork.

Not the reaction that was the right one. Not something I should have done. Certainly not something I would ever suggest anyone else do. I am fully aware, that had the two ****s actually caught me, I may not be here now.

But, **** me, was it satisfying...


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:25 pm
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Cheers peeps , I will track them down, but wont let it affect my already unstable mind..


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:39 pm
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A petrol bomb through their window would have been more fun.


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:49 pm
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Most useful cycling tool?

a small toffee hammer with carbide tip...!


 
Posted : 16/01/2009 9:57 pm