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Sessioning
Pinned
Gnarly
Huck
etc.

AARGH!


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:20 pm
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Uphill


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:21 pm
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Shred,


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:21 pm
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Singlespeed


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:23 pm
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trailhead


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:23 pm
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I think I may speak on behalf of most on here and say the fear word is ''downhill'' ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:23 pm
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gears


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:23 pm
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'Rig' and 'Steed'


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:23 pm
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"Paso" it's what someone shouts when they are about to lap you!


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:26 pm
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"technical" ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:27 pm
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sweet ride


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:29 pm
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I was [b]running[/b] some fox forks, I [b]swapped[/b] them out for some pikes. I was [b]stoked[/b]


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:29 pm
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cant ride


 
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'all mountain'


 
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Shred


 
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my "stable" of bikes always annoys me.


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:32 pm
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Jedi is that as opposed to "won't ride"?


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:33 pm
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'she' 'her' as in describing a bike FFS!


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:33 pm
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Darkside
Thrashed


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:34 pm
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my "stable" of bikes always annoys me.

That's bad, but I think 'quiver' is even worse.


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:35 pm
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[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/bit-of-go-pro-hd-from-todays-shred ]Shred[/url]

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:35 pm
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Rip


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:37 pm
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Bunny,

You're right quiver is far worse.

Also, "sic" or "sick,

As in, "thats a sick ride man!"


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:38 pm
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Darkside
roadtrip (do you mean holiday?)
steed
stable
he/she in reference to bikes


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:38 pm
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Uptight.


 
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Rad

It mildly annoyed me but started using it when riding with friends just to take the piss. Somehow the word now gets used in everyday life naturally.


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:39 pm
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Slammed

As in "Whoa, you're running that seatpost totally slammed, dude".

What, you mean, as low as it'll go?

Slammed should only ever be used to refer to a crash, as in:

"Good bike ride, darling?"
"Yes, thanks, the only thing which spoiled it was when Pete slammed and had his anus smashed in by his very low seatpost".


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:40 pm
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How

Much?


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:43 pm
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you cant do anything about a wont. a cant can be changed ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:45 pm
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Jedi, what about an apostrophe or two, eh? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:45 pm
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de-layering (taking off a jersey!!)
running tubeless
you could buy a car for that


 
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how much? for a push bike with one gear !


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:49 pm
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darkside
steed
newbie (not actually cycling specific)


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 9:50 pm
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Darkside
Baggies
Full-susser
Gnarly


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:26 pm
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"quiver" is an ironic work of genius.

For me it would have to be armchair shite like "overdamped"


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:37 pm
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"training ride"


 
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For me it would have to be armchair shite like "overdamped"

What were you watching to overdamp an armchair?


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:38 pm
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Cockpit - It's a bike and not a f***ing harrier jump jet.

Running - As in 'I'm running <insert generic brand here> forks.' Again, it's a bike and not a nuclear submarine


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:42 pm
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Steed,rig,technical, base layer (it's a posh vest ffs),ffs.


 
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The words have evolved with the sport.
Would you still like to be "cruizing" on a rigid bike down some "sheep track" getting some "jolly hard" sections in and feeling "tikety boo"?

Get wiv da timez bruv innit! You need to be shreddin trailz on yo sled hittin wickid linez teched out 2 da maxx and getting yo buzz on man! Stoked.
Peace out.

It's all nonsense of course, but it's part of the sport's identity now and all of us old duffers can't change it by posting it on a forum.
Embrace the slanguage!


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:47 pm
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cfh, takes to long ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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Steed, Stable, Darkside, Jey, quiver

Fred is so Jey, He's just added a Darkside steed to his stable. I cant believe he has such a quiver of machines.

STFU you ass hole


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:48 pm
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Get wiv da timez bruv innit!

That sounds like mockney Jamaican shit lingo


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:50 pm
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"Rapha"


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:53 pm
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BONK... most of the words mentioned so far have suitable alternatives and/or are easily understood by the majority of the english speaking world..

except for the childish and irreverent bonk

Usually it's only young folk that use these words anyway.. and they are an annoying breed to be avoided at all costs...
I quite like all the jhey.. and gnar and steed etc etc.. it makes it a very quick and simple task to sort out the annoying and quite possibly mentally flawed from the rest of us without actually ever having to try to get to know someone..


 
Posted : 24/07/2010 10:55 pm
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